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Jason Motte Looks Like He’s Smoked All The Pot

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St. Louis Cardinals relief pitcher Jason Motte either got really, really high on picture day or…uhhh, I think that’s the only explanation for the big dopey smile, and "this is good shit" squint in his photo.
 
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6 Responses to "Jason Motte Looks Like He’s Smoked All The Pot"

  1. Anonymous says:

    I lived with motte in college and he def didn’t smoke any pot! hes high on life i would b too!

  2. Anonymous says:

    but St. Louis is known for being the best fans in baseball…. you asshole.

  3. vaffanculo says:

    I’d have to be pretty fucking high too to play in St. Louis.

  4. vaffanculo says:

    Obviously.

  5. Dr. says:

    Lyle Overbay had a good pic they’d put up during at-bats. He looked good n’ stoned.

    http://i.a.cnn.net/si/images/baseball/mlb/players/6639.jpg

  6. Anonymous says:

    I have a friend who’s from the same town in NY as Motte and grew up with him and he can confirm that Jason def. smoked/smokes the ganja.


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