thats a myspace comment, not a facebook wall post. i know its tricky, but if you think back to 2006 you should be able to remember what myspace looks like.
If I were Jen, I would refuse to get back with him until he learned the basics of grammar. Secondly, this Jen bitch needs to get some free time other than Thursday nights. Thirdly, my favorite part was when he typed out "i love u" one hundred times and insisted this strenuous task was "just for u baby." What a romantic.
ahahahahah what a fucking moron. leave a message on her phone. go to her house and pull a 'say anything.' don't beg and grovel in a place where everyone can see you acting like a winy little child. i wish i could make the next comment on the page. i would write 'cant wait till thursday night jen!"
If you read the top part, it says "facebook/myspace", meaning that the author is suggesting that, while this is clearly on myspace, the same thing could be done on facebook. He's not saying that this is a facebook page. Please actually read things before you criticize them. Otherwise it makes you look like a dumbass.
The point of the comment is that this guy is a creep and will most likely cut his own dick off, swallow it and intentially choke on it if she doesn't take him back. Not whether or not its' on my space or facebook you hillbillies. Everyone knows its myspace. Whoopidy fuckin' doo.
He said he would do anything...well expect for using punctuation, capital letters, spell check, or spelling out the word you. Even in I Love U he cheated and left out 200 letters! maybe he should have typed I Love You and just copied and pasted it. That way it would have looked like he really made an effort. That requires hitting the shift key 300 times!!!
he says he felt like that kid in England 100 years ago who got kidnapped and raped and had his penis cut off and then got cooked in a stew? WITH carrots and celery??? DAMN! not the carrots and celery in a comparison that has nothing to do with heartbreak!
Holy... God. I wonder if women actually find this sort of grovelling attractive. The funny thing is, my old roommate pined away for a chick who dumped him (for the guy she was cheating on him with, no less) for over six years... and after all that time she took him back. Oh, and her name was Jen.
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April 23rd, 2009 at 01:16 pm
thats a myspace comment, not a facebook wall post. i know its tricky, but if you think back to 2006 you should be able to remember what myspace looks like.
April 23rd, 2009 at 01:18 pm
looks like myspace...
April 23rd, 2009 at 01:22 pm
If I were Jen, I would refuse to get back with him until he learned the basics of grammar. Secondly, this Jen bitch needs to get some free time other than Thursday nights. Thirdly, my favorite part was when he typed out "i love u" one hundred times and insisted this strenuous task was "just for u baby." What a romantic.
April 23rd, 2009 at 01:23 pm
jesus christ, why the fuck do people care so much that they referred to it as a facebook page. you're missing the beauty of the post.
April 23rd, 2009 at 01:36 pm
I actually went out with Jennifer on Thursday night. She was heart broken and an easy lay.
April 23rd, 2009 at 06:31 pm
:)
April 23rd, 2009 at 01:53 pm
"I almost started cutting again, but then I remembered how you hated it, so I stopped, just for you Jen"
Hey Jen, next time, keep your fucking mouth shut.
August 17th, 2009 at 03:19 pm
ya tell this asshole that u luv his cutting and nothing turns u on more then when he cuts vital arteries.. all that blood gets ur panties wet
April 23rd, 2009 at 01:53 pm
ahahahahah what a fucking moron. leave a message on her phone. go to her house and pull a 'say anything.' don't beg and grovel in a place where everyone can see you acting like a winy little child. i wish i could make the next comment on the page. i would write 'cant wait till thursday night jen!"
April 23rd, 2009 at 02:20 pm
"stuffer" and "red lobster" were the highlights of the post.
April 23rd, 2009 at 02:35 pm
you idiot that's Myspace not facebook.... and you think you know the internet... blah!
April 23rd, 2009 at 04:16 pm
If you read the top part, it says "facebook/myspace", meaning that the author is suggesting that, while this is clearly on myspace, the same thing could be done on facebook. He's not saying that this is a facebook page. Please actually read things before you criticize them. Otherwise it makes you look like a dumbass.
April 24th, 2009 at 04:15 am
I couldn't agree with you more... PLEASE READ the entire post before commenting. Jeeeeez!!
April 23rd, 2009 at 03:26 pm
if this dude is single i call dibs.
April 23rd, 2009 at 03:58 pm
This kid needs to focus more in English class that spelling is awful
April 23rd, 2009 at 05:38 pm
I know, right. It's like "Don't fucking worry about dating, kid, because what you need to do is learn, dumbass!"
April 23rd, 2009 at 04:31 pm
I'm fairly certain "I love u more than a fat kid love cake" is destined to become the new "you complete me"
April 23rd, 2009 at 06:00 pm
The point of the comment is that this guy is a creep and will most likely cut his own dick off, swallow it and intentially choke on it if she doesn't take him back. Not whether or not its' on my space or facebook you hillbillies. Everyone knows its myspace. Whoopidy fuckin' doo.
April 23rd, 2009 at 07:13 pm
He must of lied about his ability to type.
April 30th, 2009 at 04:14 pm
must HAVE
April 23rd, 2009 at 07:21 pm
I wonder how she liked Knocked Up. Or did she just wait for the dvd, I thought it was good but glad I didnt go to the theater to see it.
April 24th, 2009 at 08:44 am
He said he would do anything...well expect for using punctuation, capital letters, spell check, or spelling out the word you. Even in I Love U he cheated and left out 200 letters! maybe he should have typed I Love You and just copied and pasted it. That way it would have looked like he really made an effort. That requires hitting the shift key 300 times!!!
April 24th, 2009 at 08:50 am
i hate when i make people stuffer.. i know where this guy is coming from.
April 25th, 2009 at 01:08 pm
he says he felt like that kid in England 100 years ago who got kidnapped and raped and had his penis cut off and then got cooked in a stew? WITH carrots and celery??? DAMN! not the carrots and celery in a comparison that has nothing to do with heartbreak!
April 25th, 2009 at 03:04 pm
jennifer is the ruler and most likely does not wear the pants in this relationship...:D
April 25th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Yes she wears the pants!
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April 26th, 2009 at 03:28 am
Holy... God. I wonder if women actually find this sort of grovelling attractive. The funny thing is, my old roommate pined away for a chick who dumped him (for the guy she was cheating on him with, no less) for over six years... and after all that time she took him back. Oh, and her name was Jen.
July 19th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
no, women dont find this attractive. at least not the ones that are out of high school.
May 2nd, 2009 at 04:03 am
Oh PLZ Jen just let me see you in person so I can tell you how I'm gonna............
..SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD!!!
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