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Jen Selter’s Vanity Fair Photos Fall Short of Our Jen Selter Ass-Photo Standards

March 13, 2014 | 7:04 am

Jen Selter’s ass needs no introduction. Arguably the most famous ass on the Internet, Jen Selter’s ass has drawn over 2.6 million followers on Instagram, the vast majority of whom are thirsty dudes who frantically type out their fantasies about what they would do to Jen Selter’s ass, if given the opportunity. But make no mistake — Jen Selter’s ass deserves every bit of recognition and praise it has received. It is truly an inspirational ass.

Jen Selter’s ass is now making a very high-profile appearance in the April 2014 issue of Vanity Fair. But because Vanity Fair is a dusty old-media dinosaur that has no idea what the kids are into, their pictorial is a highbrow, highly-photoshopped snorefest, featuring Jen in a ruffled bodysuit that makes her look like a magician’s assistant. Somehow, with a professional camera crew and a real set, they managed to produce the single least impressive photo of Jen Selter’s ass that’s ever been taken.

Vanity Fair has completely missed the point of Jen Selter’s ass, which is supposed to be enjoyed in its natural state — squatting at the gym, posed in the mirror before a night out on the town, or #seltering in public. These Vanity Fair photos take something wild, exciting, and alive, and put it behind museum glass. As Morgan Freeman says in The Shawshank Redemption, “Some birds aren’t meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. But still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they’re gone. I guess I just miss my friend [Jen Selter's ass].”

We’ve put the five “best” photos from Jen Selter’s Vanity Fair shoot in the gallery above, along with 21 more Jen Selter ass photos that are much, much nicer to look at. Enjoy, and follow Jen Selter’s ass on Instagram right here.

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