The first porno I ever personally paid for was Up and Cummers 17. Although I was worried that I may not be able to follow the story line since I hadn’t seen the first 16 installments of the series, Hustler Magazine gave the movie 4 erect penises out of 5 and said “newcummer Jenna Jameson is no stiff, but your penis definitely will be.” I think the guy who wrote that review is now my boss. Anyway, it’s weird to remember that, and then hear this from usmagazine.com:
Adult film star Jenna Jameson is going to be a mommy.
“Yes, I can confirm I’m pregnant. It’s still early, so I’m being cautious. I’m resting as much as possible,” she tells Usmagazine.com exclusively. “I’m so happy!”
I wonder if during conception, when Tito ejaculated in her vagina, they had this conversation:
(Tito rolls over and let’s out a deep breath, exhausted)
JENNA: (confused) What’s going on?
TITO: What do you mean? I finished.
JENNA: Finished? (she quickly touches her face and breasts, clearly looking for something) Where’d your sperm go?
TITO: Um, inside your vagina.
I’m guessing that if she has twins, the sonogram is going to look something like this:
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