Looking at this picture of Jenna Jameson partying at a London Club makes me feel both sad, and old. It’s like when I watched Michael Jordan play that last season on the Wizards and Rick Fox was d-ing him up. It’s not right. Jenna used to be so hot that I’d have an erection before I put her porno in the VCR. That sentence right there also makes me feel old. And sad. What made her age so badly? The Sun reports that at the club, this happened:
“She just asked if one of her friends could go in with her in the toilets to touch up her make-up before facing the paparazzi. But the toilet attendant said no, and kicked off. The bouncers called us American pigs, which brought Jenna to tears.”
You know you want to do cocaine really badly when you’re super hot and you can’t even spend the 10 seconds it takes to make up a decent enough story so that the toilet attendant can at least feel like they’re not totally aiding and abetting drug use.
I still can’t get over this picture of Jenna. She looks like she walked out of a Pokeman episode. Watch when I put her head in to a Japanese anime cartoon and tell me that unless you were really paying attention, you would never even notice.