Jennifer Lopez

posted 07/20/2008
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Age: 38

Where you’ve seen her: Jennifer Lopez used to be all up in your face with her singing, dancing and acting. But now she just hangs out with Skeletor and has babies.

MILF status: Back in February J Lo squeezed and pushed until two fraternal twins came flying out of her genitals. They have names, but they’re too long and complicated for me to type out here.

Pointless quote: “It’s hard for them (partners) to live in my shadow, knowing that they will never make the money I do.

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Jennifer Lopez

posted 06/25/2008
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June 25, 2008: Marc Anthony (not pictured) performs during his concert in Madrid, Spain while his wife Jennifer Lopez looks on from the front row. The pair are traveling with their twins, Max and Emme, while Marc is on tour. Credit: INFphoto.com Ref.: infsp-01/fa

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Keeblerkahn says:

July 20, 2008 at 1:18 pm

If it wasn’t for that fact that Marc Anthony is some sort of undead creature I would feel sorry for him having to be married to this egomaniac.
jaysen says:

July 20, 2008 at 4:33 pm

This JLo fan, has and would do anything?, to catch a glimpse of his huge heined hispanic goddess. While incarcerated I performed ‘ oral sex! ‘ on another male prisoner, as a means of barter, just to gaze! upon a photo of the smiling songstress, attired in a most skimpy!!! white dress.

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