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Jessica Alba Fears Breastfeeding

According to usmagazine.com, Jessica Alba is scared of breastfeeding.

She says she recently had a dream and “it had to do with breastfeeding which is the only thing I’m paranoid about. More than giving birth.”

A dream? What could have happened in that dream that caused her to freak out about breastfeeding? I can’t even imagine what could have…wait…I think I have an idea as to what spooked her…

{Editor’s Note} He has a computer because I’m too lazy to erase it in photoshop. Although feel free to make up your own dream scenarios involving evil Carrot Top baby and the computer.

4 Responses to "Jessica Alba Fears Breastfeeding"

  1. carrotman says:

    I thought maybe it was something like “hmmm no emails, let me check my facebook. huh nothing there. Well looks like I have nothing else to do, oh wait a minute I am the bastard seed of carrot top and my mom is Jessica Alba, so give me some titty.

  2. mr clean says:

    ha! well played carrotman. well played indeed

  3. carrotmans mom says:

    get off the computer carrotman and come suck my titties you fat bastard

  4. carrotman says:

    Your right, (insert one teardrop here), I have been struggling with my weight as of late, and instead of just dealing with it, I come here to Holytaco to vent my pathetic fat thoughts out on here. HOW DID YOU EVER FIND ME OUT?


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