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There’s so much amazing technology out there for babies, that for some reason, doesn’t make it’s way in to the adult world. For instance, the other night I was at a restaurant, and I ordered a steak and Caesar salad. The waiter told me they make the Caesar right at the table, and just as he left, a little tiny dude came over and made the Caesar for us. But how awesome would it have been if I had ordered the Caesar salad, and then the waiter turned around and that little dude was hanging off his back in one of those baby back packs like the one above? Then, suspended in air, he made my caesar. These are things I think about.
Anyway, Jessica Alba‘s baby seems a little over confident to me. I don’t like cocky people. His facial expression is very similar to that of George Clooney’s at the end of Ocean’s 11 when he’s defeated Andy Garcia and won the heart of Julia Roberts. Except this baby didn’t pull off an incredibly impressive theft of three major casinos. Thus, I don’t think he’s earned the right to make a face like that… what in the f*&k am I talking about? It’s late.
Anyway, I’d like to see some other celebrities wearing the baby pack, but just the ones that need it.
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you know what ur right…. too bad that baby happens to have a vagina, and it looks like her mom when she first read the script for fantastic four
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Uh, are you sure that’s not a girl she’s holding? She has a hairclip.
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1) That would be awesome if the waiter had a little salad-making guy on a harness on his back; I’d tip over 10% for that. It reminds me of when Frank had to wear that midget dude on his back in Alien 3.
2) Unless Jessica Alba is doing some social experiment by making a baby boy wear a hairclip and girly shoes and yellow pants, that’s more than likely a baby girl.
3) I miss you, hot Katie Holmes.
That was hilarious and so true..ceasar salad yum
Jessica Alba’s baby is a girl, not a boy. Geez. Research, people.