Where You’ve Seen Her: Jessica Biel is no stranger to the male population. She’s hands down one of the hottest women on the planet, and having seen her in person before, I can say she’s definitely as hot as she is in pictures and movies. Speaking of movies, she’s in
The A-Team which comes out today, and not surprisingly, she plays the strong, bitchy, hot woman who everyone wants to bang.
Pointless Quote: "It’s nice to have a little meat on you. And I hope I inspire women to appreciate their calves."
She’s my Texas chainsaw massacre.
She’s my 7th heaven
Really bro? Really?
Anyways, cheesy lines aside, she was number 69 hahahah!
No but seriously, she was number 54.
She’s my A-Team.
i’d hit that…
One word: FAP. Because with her that’s all it would take.
really she kinda looks like a dude
she has a man face
You suck man parts. Homo
That second thumbnail is the only bad part of this posting.
I would give both my dicks to be Justin Timberlake for a day.
Having seen her in person…..what a lameo….me, having fucked her in person, can tell you that her cunt smells like a tunaboat, her toes are really long and freaky and her toenail hurt my nutsack when she was trying to get cute, and she really sucks at sucking cock, all uninspiring, I had to have her stop cause I couldn’t come and it was starting to hurt, and I was getting sweaty on my pubes and it had started to itch.
Never again with this sloppy bitch.