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Jessica Simpson Checks Lady Humps For Lumps

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While every month is National Breast Awareness month, May is National Breast Cancer Awareness month, so it’s good to see Jessica Simpson give her teetons a nice, thorough inspection. You can’t be too young to check your heaving set of tight globes, slowly, maybe while biting your lower lip…and casually caressing a thigh…for a horrible disease that has taken far too many far, far too soon. We should applaud Jessica for taking her health so seriously. Now let’s hope she does it again. (And a little slower this time.)

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4 Responses to "Jessica Simpson Checks Lady Humps For Lumps"

  1. Keeblerkahn says:

    Poppa Joe usually does it for her, but he’s on Ashlee’s honeymoon.

  2. Steve says:

    I fuckin’ LOVE TITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Jonze says:

    It would sure be a shame to see those perfect chest hams go

    http://www.bannedinhollywood.com

  4. Eli says:

    Is there a way I can volunteer to feel those? And can I also put my dick in between them? For medical reasons, obviously!

    Lets hope she does it slower? No no, let’s hope she does it slower while it’s raining outside, but well lit for some reason, with only a white t-shirt on, and recorded from 47 different angles. Oh and she would be doing this all while I fuck her, of course.


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