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Jessica Simpson Sets Record For Loserism

From imdb.com

Jessica Simpson may have set a record at the box office.  Her latest film, Blond Ambition, co-starring Luke Wilson, took in just $1,190 over the weekend.  True it was only shown in eight Texas theaters, but that’s still an average of less than $50 dollars per theater, per day, meaning about six people showed up to see it in each location, each day.

Six people a day?  More people came to my fourth grade birthday party and I smelled like cabbage and said three words the whole year.  Who was the genius who put both Jessica Simpson and Luke Wilson in the same movie?  That’s like dropping your lunch on the ground, then peeing on it to wash it off.  To put in perspective how few people attended her movie, let’s rank it in terms of the attendance of some other events.

4 Responses to "Jessica Simpson Sets Record For Loserism"

  1. Devin Smith says:

    in all fairness, your cousins bar mitzvah was sweeter than the movie.

  2. Shlomo says:

    Dude your cousin’s bar mitzvah ruled! Aunties were tearing up that dance floor!

  3. Dude love your graphs/pie charts

  4. Film blond ambition

    Interesting web page is, i\\\\


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