In the topsy turvy world of crazy ass celebrities nothing is what it seems. Up is down, black is white and stupid is, well, still pretty stupid. Blonde genius Jessica Simpson really really really wants to land a really really really important role in a really really important movie. If she lands this role, she’s pretty sure we’ll all start taking her seriously and asking her for help with our SATs. The catch? She has to get buck-ass naked for us to realize the depth of her art:
A source said: “Jessica is in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting.
“The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry’s respect that she’s ready to go against her better judgement, and her family, by agreeing to bare all.”
When you think about it, she’s right. Women aren’t respected unless they’ve been in Playboy, Hustler or some vile, disgusting squirt porn I bought on a sidewalk in Chinatown. Who the hell is going to respect an “actress” who isn’t showing us her meat curtains? Bravo, Jessica.