Where you’ve seen her: Jodie Marsh is England’s favorite gigantically busty trainwreck celebrity. She started her career in no-name movies and TV shows, then made her way to Celebrity Big Brother UK, where she was the first to get kicked off, despite having giant mams. Then she got her own reality show and started feuding with other “celebs” in public. Now she’s flashing her panties to get attention. Looks like England is really catching up with Hollywood’ when it comes to whoring celebridiots. Good for them!
Pointless quote: “I actually wanted to punch her [English journalist Jody Thompson] in the face. Lesbian, blatantly! That short hair! And butch, looks like a man . . . She was a bitch from hell, she was a complete cow.”