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John Edwards Loses Debate With Sen. Vagina

When you get caught cheating a little guy in your brain runs over to a switch that is set on “normal” and flips it up to it’s other setting, “Total bullshit.” So, I especially love when politicians get caught cheating on their wives because their bullshit speak is on another level. Cnn.com reports:

Former Sen. John Edwards has admitted having an extramarital affair in 2006.

Now, here comes the awesome….

The former Democratic presidential candidate said he “made a serious error in judgment and conducted myself in a way that was disloyal to my family and to my core beliefs.”

That might be the greatest way I’ve heard someone say “I got horny and f-ed some chick.” I wish he had added to the end “But I was loyal to my penis’ core beliefs.”

I think we all should have known this was coming. If you paid close attention to the Kobe Bryant apology, you would have seen this:

3 Responses to "John Edwards Loses Debate With Sen. Vagina"

  1. Seth says:

    fuck kobe bryant

  2. hooligan says:

    Edwards shouls have blamed that shit on Shaq too.

  3. Assman says:

    But at least it wasn’t an act that took place in the men’s room in the Minneapolis Airport!!