When I was in second grade I got caught cheating on my second grade girlfriend. She was sick that day with chicken pox and I decided to make this other girl in class my coloring partner for the day, which is basically the second grade equivalent of going to a hotel room and f*&king for like 9 hours. My girlfriend turned out not to have chicken pox, and she came in to class and saw me coloring with another girl, and man, that was really uncomfortable. But it would have been way more uncomfortable if after that, the girl I colored with went on Extra and talked about it in a lengthy interview like John Edwards’s mistress. And just to make sure the story won’t die, the press is finding lots of fun facts about her. Usmagazine.com reports:
John Edwards‘ mistress Rielle Hunter appeared in movies starring Denzel Washington, Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell, according to Inside Edition.
Oh man, she was a wannabe actress in the 80s? I can almost hear the sound of her snorting a line of cocaine off Jerry Bruckheimer’s penis.
Every actor that didn’t make it in Hollywood has a story about how they got cast in a big role, and then ended up being cut out for whatever reason. Therefore I’m guessing maybe she had a big break in a Denzel movie, but unfortunately at the last minute, the studio decided to go in a different direction and do some reshoots.