I remember sitting in the theater, watching the third Pirates of the Caribbean movie, and about half-way through, when some weird fish creature or something started talking about a compass of truth, some dude behind me goes “Someone tell me what the f&*k is going on in this movie.” The only time I’ve experienced a more confusing plot was when I was in the emergency room for a dog bite and this homeless dude next to me described, in detail, his plot to kill Tim Meadows. Even that I could follow (until he got to the part where he was going to kill a thousand whales and harness their oil. That was sort of unneccesary I thought.) Anyway, now they’re making a fourth movie and Johnny Depp is reprising his role. Usmagazine.com reports:
Johnny Depp has signed on for a fourth Pirates of the Caribbean installment, Variety reports. (The first three flicks in the Pirates franchise have earned a combined $2.6 billion at the box office.)
I feel like I need to have a talk with America, much like the talk my mom had with me when I told her I was being picked on in elementary school. Here goes. America, if you keep paying attention to the Pirates movies, then they’ll never stop. And for the rest of your life, every time you go anywhere where there’s pirates movies, they’ll know that you’re the kind of person that let’s pirates movies take their lunch and pee on it. Hmmm, I guess my mom’s talk didn’t really translate that well.
I think the plot of this fourth movie isn’t even going to be a plot. It’s just going to be two hours of a studio executive counting money.
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The pirate movies are, trying to feed the child nature. Sort of like the saw movies are feeding the homocidal tendensies that every human posses, now all we need to do is make some type of hybrid movie so when Pirates of the saw 37 comes out, don’t be suprised.
oct 8, 2008
oct 8, 2008 johnny depp has been very blessed with his career. if he should make this movie it will do well. all three of the others pirate movies made were a success because everyone in these movies enjoyed making them. it’s fantasy you need fantasy sometines. just make sure it’s worth the undertaking. as far as money is concern it’s more acting than the money at least on his part. disney it’s a different story. make sure you have the same people writing, makeup, costums, same director, and producers, and actors that’s very important to make it work.