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The Greatest News Snippet Ever

You know you’ve got a real knack for journalism when you only need 70 words to tell the world about the greatest news story in the history of the universe. Bravo, Akron Beacon Journal, bravo.

10 Responses to "The Greatest News Snippet Ever"

  1. Font says:

    Good afternoon. In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from.
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  2. I’ll agree on this being the best news “snippet” ever, but as far as best news feature… it’s gotta be the Leprechaun of Mobile, Alabama.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8

    Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all!

  3. Anonymous says:

    I love mushrooms.

  4. Daddy-O says:

    Poor fucking dog. Hope he had fun with the mushrooms before he went out.

  5. Steve says:

    Your comment about” best story in the history of the universe” is funny as hell dude.

  6. Anonymous says:

    HOLY SHIT, AKRON REPRESENT!

  7. Anonymous says:

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  8. Anon says:

    haha. that is awesome.

  9. The Gord says:

    best story ever Made my day

  10. Sully says:

    ROFL! get owned!!!!!!!! Poor dog though.


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