And here we all thought the worst part about jail was the forced anal rapes. Ananova.com reports:
A US judge is punishing noise polluters by forcing them to listen to the likes of Barry Manilow. Judge Paul Sacco, from Fort Lupton, Colorado, makes persistent noise nuisances listen to music they hate, reports the Daily Mirror.
Sacco brought in the punishment when he noticed that many of the repeat offenders simply showed up at his courtroom to pay their fine with cash.
If there is a God, I pray for the headline in the next year that says "Judge Orders Lead Singer Of Nickelback To Listen To Own Music."
I think the real loser in this is Barry Manilow. I'm imagining him waking up this morning while he's drinking a cup of coffee, then finding this article. His hand tightly grips the coffee in anger, then he suddenly hurls it against the wall. Then he looks off into the distance and says "No one f%#ks with the Manilow. Pierre, ready the Manilowmobile. Someone's going to....sing the blues."
Does anyone else think the lead singer of Nickelback sounds like he's taking one of those extra huge dumps while he sings? You know, when the turd is so big it's painfully stretching your anus?
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
November 25th, 2008 at 09:54 am
Do you ever think that Nickelback just makes shitty music for the sake of torturing others?
November 25th, 2008 at 10:02 am
I like Nickelback. You guys are losers
November 25th, 2008 at 11:13 am
yeah nickelback is real bad. They created they're own genre of bad. Like for the musically retarded.
November 25th, 2008 at 11:22 am
"Forced anal rapes".... as opposed to the voluntary anal rapes?
November 25th, 2008 at 02:50 pm
THANK YOU!!! Nickelback is the worst bad ever
November 25th, 2008 at 02:57 pm
THANK YOU!!! Nickelback is the worst bad ever
November 25th, 2008 at 03:15 pm
>Barry Manilow
>Shitty Music
Um excuse me wtf are you talking about?
November 25th, 2008 at 06:07 pm
Does anyone else think the lead singer of Nickelback sounds like he's taking one of those extra huge dumps while he sings? You know, when the turd is so big it's painfully stretching your anus?
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