And here we all thought the worst part about jail was the forced anal rapes.
Ananova.com reports:
A US judge is punishing noise polluters by forcing them to listen to the likes of Barry Manilow. Judge Paul Sacco, from Fort Lupton, Colorado, makes persistent noise nuisances listen to music they hate, reports the Daily Mirror.
Sacco brought in the punishment when he noticed that many of the repeat offenders simply showed up at his courtroom to pay their fine with cash.
If there is a God, I pray for the headline in the next year that says "Judge Orders Lead Singer Of Nickelback To Listen To Own Music."
I think the real loser in this is Barry Manilow. I’m imagining him waking up this morning while he’s drinking a cup of coffee, then finding this article. His hand tightly grips the coffee in anger, then he suddenly hurls it against the wall. Then he looks off into the distance and says "No one f%#ks with the Manilow. Pierre, ready the Manilowmobile. Someone’s going to….sing the blues."
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Do you ever think that Nickelback just makes shitty music for the sake of torturing others?
I like Nickelback. You guys are losers
yeah nickelback is real bad. They created they’re own genre of bad. Like for the musically retarded.
“Forced anal rapes”…. as opposed to the voluntary anal rapes?
THANK YOU!!! Nickelback is the worst bad ever
THANK YOU!!! Nickelback is the worst bad ever
>Barry Manilow
>Shitty Music
Um excuse me wtf are you talking about?
Does anyone else think the lead singer of Nickelback sounds like he’s taking one of those extra huge dumps while he sings? You know, when the turd is so big it’s painfully stretching your anus?