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Jump Off The Empire State Building…Sorta


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Let me ask you this question: How can you still seem like the biggest frickin’ tool on the planet when you’re doing something as bad ass as jumping off the Empire State building? Answer: Be this dude. My favorite part of this is that he keeps saying “Guys, if you don’t let me go, I will fall and die. Guys! I will faaaall and diiiiie!” Tell me you can’t watch this annoying jerk off without at some point thinking, “Just fall and f*&king die already!”

5 Responses to "Jump Off The Empire State Building…Sorta"

  1. Daily Strip Show Comment Spam Sux says:

    My favorite part is the crying baby in the background. I would have turned to the baby’s parents and said: “Can you shut your kid the hell up? I’m trying to hear what this idiot is saying!”

  2. Ryan says:

    So how did they resolve that shit? It didn’t look like an easy task to get his ass back up over that gate thing.

  3. Katy says:

    I love how the fat cop thinks he’s going to actually do something about this.

  4. Vent says:

    that’s what I was thinking, Katy….. what’s he gonna do? Tase him – and insure his death? kinda silly.

  5. Eli says:

    Too bad he didn’t fall over the wall, smashing his dumbass face into the ledge, and fall to his death.


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