You don't even have to watch this whole video of this guy going on about why swearing is wrong. The first 35 seconds give you everything you need to brighten your day. (He's apparently talking about the backlash he received from this video, where he says condoms are worthless because AIDS cells are so small they travel right through them.)
And, just to drive the point home of how awesome , here's the transcript of the first 35 seconds:
Hi, um, first thing I'd like to say is, um, a lot of people have kind of been making fun of my videos and especially the one I did about condoms and AIDS.
And all I have to say about that is...The vagina was full of AIDS. Just look at the video...it was. So I don't know what you're laughing about. AIDS is not a funny thing. Having a vagina full of AIDS is not funny. And a vagina is a good AIDS receiver. Um, AIDS likes being in a vagina. So, there's nothing funny about that.
I think we've all learned a couple very important lessons here today. (1) Vaginas can't get enough of AIDS. (2) That's not funny.
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Obviously his thought process is a bit more complicated than most. When he was listing off the many random words you could use he initially had some association from one word to the next, but then it got a little strange...I mean how did he go from "sauce" to "rubix cube"?
Could you imagine this guy during a Rorschach test? He'd be screaming out every 80's fad toy imaginable: SLINKY! CABBAGE PATCH KID! ATARI! GO BOT! COOTIE!!!!!
(and no that's not a segway into a Watchmen reference, although I do think Jesusophile up there loved the big blue cock)
YEAH stop being mean to jesus guys! seriously, a crown of thorns is bad enough but when u bully him like that.....like Jesus Christ Guys, come on!!! ;)
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March 24th, 2009 at 09:16 am
Go 'honey spoon' yourself you dirty 'hedgehog'.
March 24th, 2009 at 09:20 am
I guess shaving and cutting your hair is against jesus too.. Or you just trying to look like him?
March 24th, 2009 at 10:01 am
Obviously his thought process is a bit more complicated than most. When he was listing off the many random words you could use he initially had some association from one word to the next, but then it got a little strange...I mean how did he go from "sauce" to "rubix cube"?
Could you imagine this guy during a Rorschach test? He'd be screaming out every 80's fad toy imaginable: SLINKY! CABBAGE PATCH KID! ATARI! GO BOT! COOTIE!!!!!
(and no that's not a segway into a Watchmen reference, although I do think Jesusophile up there loved the big blue cock)
March 24th, 2009 at 01:37 pm
AIDS likes to be in a vagina? Wow... priceless...
March 26th, 2009 at 01:03 pm
guy is a douch bag..... dont u see he has a low vocab..
April 7th, 2009 at 06:06 am
YEAH stop being mean to jesus guys! seriously, a crown of thorns is bad enough but when u bully him like that.....like Jesus Christ Guys, come on!!! ;)
April 7th, 2009 at 06:08 am
i honestly can't tell if he's being serious or if its acually a spoof... he'd have to be a major douche for this to be genuine. AHH PEANUT-BUTTER!!
April 8th, 2009 at 03:15 pm
I StumbledUpon this. The guy is a moron! People might watch it and actually believe it!
I watched the original condom video and had to film a quick response (after preparing some things) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZPS-kF__qw
April 10th, 2009 at 04:46 am
I'm sure this guy is just trying to be funny....Unfortunately he's just not very funny at all, retarded.
April 14th, 2009 at 02:56 pm
god damn retarded
April 26th, 2009 at 05:13 pm
i like when he sounds like he has turrets at 1.30 ish.
May 4th, 2009 at 02:55 am
This guy is on crack I suppose
http://www.crunchnow.com/
June 2nd, 2009 at 05:17 pm
There are so many logical fallacies within this video that it should be condemned by anybody with or above a double digit IQ.
August 17th, 2009 at 02:21 pm
This guy is fucking retarded haha
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