not cory though, cory’s a piece of shit, FUCK CORY
They had straw whores in the 1800s. I saw it in one of the most under rated movies of all time, Almost Heroes.
oh yeah, and johnny sucks.
or touching my penis(also grandfather)
you brought back the old comments, now bring back the old writers.
i kinda miss Justin & Justin
It has been dug!
Now go Digg it
This is disturbing
Spot on Delmar!
Delmer, the truths you speak, is there a newsletter?
I want to subscribe.
I could also see the process “of of”:
–Philosopher sitting at home because he doesn’t have a job
–Hands too covered with Cheeto dust to masturbate
–Dog hiding and still bleeding from the anus from last time
–Logs onto Holy Taco for the 3000th time today and types the stupidest thing anybody’s ever read
you could see the process of of
money making fantasy
Just curious, why is a good chunk of the commenters on this site obsessed with philosopher? as far as I can tell he makes normal comments and people nerd rage all over em?
This has made my fucking day
Also, philosopher- please kill yourself in a fire.
This is Awesome.
What about pinatas?
That’s my kind fun!
Bring back the other Justin!
Justin and Johnny conversations are my favorite thing on Holy Taco. Good Times.