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Justin and Johnny: Mermaids and Goat Boobies

Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we’re discussing things.  Today Justin Thomas and Johnny Wickham had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.


12 Responses to "Justin and Johnny: Mermaids and Goat Boobies"

  1. boop de doop says:

    When you said “8 pairs” of titties, I thought you meant there would be 16 titties in total. Now THAT would be something!

  2. goatboy says:

    I’m all for titties, but i have to say.. i’m pretty sure goats only have 2. that’s not to say that a mythical pan-lady couldn’t get more with cosmetic surgery.

  3. sky says:

    Actually, i thought the same thing. I was curious as to the configuration of 16 titties, because for there to be 16 nice ones, they couldn’t just be lined up. I also wondered if 16 would be too cluttered, but then i realized that doubting that more titties was better was gently fondling the edge of homosexuality, so i decided no.

  4. Whateva says:

    Your mathematical prowess is astounding. I, as every other reader, conceived an image of an 8 tittied goat lady, yet you have put us all to shame with the mathematically correct 16 tittied goat lady. I am amazed at my own ignorance.

  5. Err wat says:

    You got it all wrong, they’re OFFERING 1 million dollars to whoever can provide a proof for the mermaids existence.

  6. Dude says:

    fIRST!…humm i’ll pay to see 8 pairs of titties.

  7. ^_^ says:

    He A douche ^^^^ and him \/\/

  8. C. Norris says:

    You know, you guys may have something here. I even hear Goat Milk is becoming a lot more popular! Snack stand anyone?

  9. Nice Story Bro says:

    I think I look forward to these conversations more then anything else. Monkey & Robot…your my bestest pals.

  10. Bill Nye, The Rape Guy says:

    Excellent, gentleman. You need to also add a vibrant club scene, and then you’ll basically just be israel, judging from how hairy Johnny looks in those pictures you post of him.

  11. philosopher says:

    not the best one

  12. pratik says:

    You should also advertise:

    “Less chance of being blown up by insurgents than Israel!”