Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we're discussing things. Today Justin Thomas and Johnny Wickham had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.
this used to be my favorite feature of the site. justin + justin was hilarious. i wish nothing but the best to "johnny", but he simply lacks anything resembling a sense of humor.
So you've come to the conclusion that retarded kids are zombies? Don't you have any morals or ethics? It's this type of hate mongering and riot inciting that is putting our economy in this state! Put less effort in hating your enemies, and more effort loving your friends! Plant a tree! Shave a kitten!
OMFG, i have exactly that dream.
I dreamed that my mother turned into a zombie and i have to fight her, and my sister just stands there looking like an uncaring douche, and i'm like 'help me, bitch!' and she just holds out her arm towards me and says 'nah, just save me.' as if she wants me to drag her to the car so she wont have to walk.
Also it was a disturbingly graphic dream. In one part a large shard of glass got stuck in my mothers head when i smashed something on her, and i pushed it in even further into her scalp even though i knew it would cut my hand up something horrible.
It was pretty vivid.
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July 23rd, 2009 at 03:06 pm
That was amazing to read.
July 23rd, 2009 at 03:13 pm
I've got to say, that rivaled cat and robot.
July 23rd, 2009 at 03:26 pm
WHAT A TWIST!
July 23rd, 2009 at 03:28 pm
Best I've read in long time. Nice work.
July 23rd, 2009 at 03:37 pm
Were the zombies playing skeeball?
lol
July 23rd, 2009 at 03:47 pm
Ok, the unfunny joke is over. Let's get the other Justin back.
July 23rd, 2009 at 04:31 pm
that was a good read, cool twist at the end, you all are idiots if you diagree.
-the original Philosophical person
July 23rd, 2009 at 05:38 pm
Great read. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Seems like Holy Taco is back in the funny business again (pun intended)
Also, I think something should be done about the Taco Bell Chihuahua dying. You know, holy taco, taco bell.....
July 24th, 2009 at 11:23 am
What pun?
July 23rd, 2009 at 06:38 pm
What happened to the other Justin? Did he go w/ Corey?
July 23rd, 2009 at 10:26 pm
this used to be my favorite feature of the site. justin + justin was hilarious. i wish nothing but the best to "johnny", but he simply lacks anything resembling a sense of humor.
July 23rd, 2009 at 11:41 pm
I agree with the others that say Justin and Justin was better, but damn, this was funny as hell.
July 24th, 2009 at 07:32 am
So you've come to the conclusion that retarded kids are zombies? Don't you have any morals or ethics? It's this type of hate mongering and riot inciting that is putting our economy in this state! Put less effort in hating your enemies, and more effort loving your friends! Plant a tree! Shave a kitten!
July 24th, 2009 at 07:32 pm
A retarded kid tried to eat my brain. I bought him a 5 dollar sub. So much easier than killing.
July 30th, 2009 at 06:23 am
OMFG, i have exactly that dream.
I dreamed that my mother turned into a zombie and i have to fight her, and my sister just stands there looking like an uncaring douche, and i'm like 'help me, bitch!' and she just holds out her arm towards me and says 'nah, just save me.' as if she wants me to drag her to the car so she wont have to walk.
Also it was a disturbingly graphic dream. In one part a large shard of glass got stuck in my mothers head when i smashed something on her, and i pushed it in even further into her scalp even though i knew it would cut my hand up something horrible.
It was pretty vivid.
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