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OMFG, i have exactly that dream.
I dreamed that my mother turned into a zombie and i have to fight her, and my sister just stands there looking like an uncaring douche, and i’m like ‘help me, bitch!’ and she just holds out her arm towards me and says ‘nah, just save me.’ as if she wants me to drag her to the car so she wont have to walk.
Also it was a disturbingly graphic dream. In one part a large shard of glass got stuck in my mothers head when i smashed something on her, and i pushed it in even further into her scalp even though i knew it would cut my hand up something horrible.
It was pretty vivid.
A retarded kid tried to eat my brain. I bought him a 5 dollar sub. So much easier than killing.
So you’ve come to the conclusion that retarded kids are zombies? Don’t you have any morals or ethics? It’s this type of hate mongering and riot inciting that is putting our economy in this state! Put less effort in hating your enemies, and more effort loving your friends! Plant a tree! Shave a kitten!
I agree with the others that say Justin and Justin was better, but damn, this was funny as hell.
this used to be my favorite feature of the site. justin + justin was hilarious. i wish nothing but the best to “johnny”, but he simply lacks anything resembling a sense of humor.
What happened to the other Justin? Did he go w/ Corey?
Great read. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Seems like Holy Taco is back in the funny business again (pun intended)
Also, I think something should be done about the Taco Bell Chihuahua dying. You know, holy taco, taco bell…..
What pun?
Were the zombies playing skeeball?
lol
Ok, the unfunny joke is over. Let’s get the other Justin back.
WHAT A TWIST!
I’ve got to say, that rivaled cat and robot.
That was amazing to read.
Best I’ve read in long time. Nice work.
that was a good read, cool twist at the end, you all are idiots if you diagree.
-the original Philosophical person