Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we're discussing things. Today Justin Thomas and Justin Halpern had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.
How is a pregnant teen a liability? You're not trying to outrun the zombies, all you need to do is outrun the teen... no need for abortions. Zombies doing you a favor son. On to the next town.
you guys are jerks.. Im not supposed to be on the internet at work.. yet someone is definitely going to bust me if i keep laughing.. be less funny... thus giving me no reason to come to the site.. except boobs.. ok nevermind..
At 65, I think your old lady would be too old to reproduce so I would just go for anal and bj's. If you're getting bj's then there's no such thing as too old. I'll agree with you for 65 for pussy. 70 for anal. 110 for bj's.
The whole point is moot. If you were the last people on earth, attempting to repopulate with just two people would create all kinds of genetic problems (who would your kids have sex with?). So, the question is, if you were in this situation, how old would she have to be so you don't feel like a pervert? Whatever the answer, you are having sex with her because you want to, not because it saves the world. Another important question, if I was going to wait until she was a little older, what would be acceptable non-sex up until that time?
Of course the kids would have all sorts of genetic flaws but not all of them. How do you think life began? We magically appeared. That is the basic concept of gene diversity. It has taken this long to create this huge melting pot of people. Sadly just under a million years to this day we are posting some stupid shit on some very stupid situation. But If it was me I would total knock it out like a champ.
The real true problem here is what if all you had was daughters?
Morals are placed by society. If morals were placed by horny men then the world would be one big Bangkok.
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June 10th, 2009 at 02:45 pm
First. Also THAT was funny. Finally.
June 10th, 2009 at 02:48 pm
Thats not creepy!
Regards,
The Jesus from Big Lebowski.
"I'll pull the trigger till the gun goes: CLICK"
June 10th, 2009 at 03:00 pm
it's tit size that determines it, damnit.
June 10th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
wait... what if she's asian?
Zhang Ziyi is 29 and she has the breasts of a 10 y/o.
On the other hand, my ex had to wear a bra at 9. And 9 is definitely too young.
June 10th, 2009 at 03:02 pm
Yeah, I'd say 13. Teen-aged. Fine by me.
And again, I want that fucking cat avatar goddamnit.
June 10th, 2009 at 03:16 pm
Breast size is definitely the determining factor
Although, if the fate of mankind is on the line, you gotta do what you gotta do
June 10th, 2009 at 03:26 pm
This shit is awesome. Please don't stop posting these.
June 10th, 2009 at 03:55 pm
Hello. I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC
June 10th, 2009 at 04:12 pm
So i just take a seat over here?
June 10th, 2009 at 04:12 pm
Yeah, I don't know. You're saying that if there's grass on the field, play ball? Because *shudder*.
http://casualencounters.com/blog/
June 10th, 2009 at 05:10 pm
Why would you want to keep running from zombies and have a preggy-nearly-teen kid as a liability? Not to mention mood swings.
Fuck apocalypse, I'd just go look for weed
June 10th, 2009 at 06:12 pm
LOL brilliant, possibly the best one yet.
June 10th, 2009 at 06:44 pm
How is a pregnant teen a liability? You're not trying to outrun the zombies, all you need to do is outrun the teen... no need for abortions. Zombies doing you a favor son. On to the next town.
June 10th, 2009 at 07:22 pm
for me, the age would have to depend on if the two of us really did have to repopulate the earth after a zombie apocolypse
June 10th, 2009 at 09:55 pm
isn't the rule, "if there's grass, play ball."
June 10th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
LOL, these are my favorite posts. How old are the Justins, by the way?
June 10th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
28 and 27, although thomas dresses like a 47 year old british detective, and i dress like a 47 year old transient.
June 10th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
All this time I've been thinking that he was dressing like an undercover british detective.
June 11th, 2009 at 05:53 am
Give me the cat avatar.
June 11th, 2009 at 07:20 pm
Mmmm ... caviar ...
June 10th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
if there's grass on the field play ball...and if there aint flip it over and play in the mud...
im so going to hell for that
June 11th, 2009 at 06:13 am
you guys are jerks.. Im not supposed to be on the internet at work.. yet someone is definitely going to bust me if i keep laughing.. be less funny... thus giving me no reason to come to the site.. except boobs.. ok nevermind..
dude.
11.
cracked me up
keep it up
June 11th, 2009 at 06:27 am
So does "28 days" actually refer to a menstural cycle?
June 11th, 2009 at 06:28 am
So "28 days.." actually refers to the menstrual cycle... nice.
June 11th, 2009 at 10:55 am
Now that you've posted the same lame comment as a question AND a statement, try it as an imperative.
June 11th, 2009 at 06:31 am
fucking epic Justin and Justin!
June 11th, 2009 at 06:36 am
The rule is if there is grass on the field play ball, if not roll around in the dirt
June 11th, 2009 at 06:37 am
This is a great one! Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse....you completely redeem yourself.
June 11th, 2009 at 07:38 am
J&J,
What if the lady was old but still able to have sex? Would you bang an older lady...and if so, what is the cut-off age there?
Me? 65, tops. (I am 33 at present).
Weigh in and tell me about your lunches for the day.
Thanks.
June 18th, 2009 at 10:15 am
At 65, I think your old lady would be too old to reproduce so I would just go for anal and bj's. If you're getting bj's then there's no such thing as too old. I'll agree with you for 65 for pussy. 70 for anal. 110 for bj's.
June 11th, 2009 at 08:17 am
Couldn't you just go rob one of them jizz shops and steal some jizz and put it in the chick. Then when she's 18 get it on
June 11th, 2009 at 11:30 am
The whole point is moot. If you were the last people on earth, attempting to repopulate with just two people would create all kinds of genetic problems (who would your kids have sex with?). So, the question is, if you were in this situation, how old would she have to be so you don't feel like a pervert? Whatever the answer, you are having sex with her because you want to, not because it saves the world. Another important question, if I was going to wait until she was a little older, what would be acceptable non-sex up until that time?
June 11th, 2009 at 11:55 am
Of course the kids would have all sorts of genetic flaws but not all of them. How do you think life began? We magically appeared. That is the basic concept of gene diversity. It has taken this long to create this huge melting pot of people. Sadly just under a million years to this day we are posting some stupid shit on some very stupid situation. But If it was me I would total knock it out like a champ.
The real true problem here is what if all you had was daughters?
Morals are placed by society. If morals were placed by horny men then the world would be one big Bangkok.
June 14th, 2009 at 02:11 pm
tl/dr both of you
June 13th, 2009 at 01:30 pm
It's not creepy at that age. It's only creepy when you do it in a position other than missionary style.
June 13th, 2009 at 03:05 pm
cool
electronic cigarette
July 16th, 2009 at 09:41 am
...god
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