Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we're discussing things. Today Justin Thomas and Justin Halpern had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.
BULLSHIT!!! everyone knows that TEMPLE OF DOOM, is the best one! smartassed asian side kick!(aka the Golden Child), monkeybrains for soup, and a dude playing a dude, pretending to be another dude!... wait no, a dude ripping out another dudes heart! AWESOME!!!
For years, I held this view: Raiders above all followed by Temple then hated Crusade. But then I rewatched Temple. Sweet Jesus, the spirit of Fanboy made me the fool. I went on and on to my fellow man about how insulted I was by Crusade's jokey idiocy (mainly the dumb pilots and the lolguardian of the grail). With more current viewings in preparation for pt 4, I see that it was I who was the idiot. Crusade was actually OK and Temple was nearly pure shit. Nearly. I still dig the whole intro and Short Round. Amazing what crap I believed for years of rewatching Raiders over and over while never revisiting the lesser sequels. I blame youth.
So now I rank them thus:
1.Raiders more valuable than you and your whole family
2.Crusade not so bad for ripping itself off
3.Crystal had an end that makes ya shout "WHATEVER!!"
4.Temple had slices of Raider-esque goodness but was a true waltz through dung.
5.the chain reactions caused by inter-office sex
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March 23rd, 2009 at 07:28 pm
Funny.
March 23rd, 2009 at 10:27 pm
BULLSHIT!!! everyone knows that TEMPLE OF DOOM, is the best one! smartassed asian side kick!(aka the Golden Child), monkeybrains for soup, and a dude playing a dude, pretending to be another dude!... wait no, a dude ripping out another dudes heart! AWESOME!!!
March 24th, 2009 at 07:05 am
Definitely agree.
March 23rd, 2009 at 11:04 pm
For years, I held this view: Raiders above all followed by Temple then hated Crusade. But then I rewatched Temple. Sweet Jesus, the spirit of Fanboy made me the fool. I went on and on to my fellow man about how insulted I was by Crusade's jokey idiocy (mainly the dumb pilots and the lolguardian of the grail). With more current viewings in preparation for pt 4, I see that it was I who was the idiot. Crusade was actually OK and Temple was nearly pure shit. Nearly. I still dig the whole intro and Short Round. Amazing what crap I believed for years of rewatching Raiders over and over while never revisiting the lesser sequels. I blame youth.
So now I rank them thus:
1.Raiders more valuable than you and your whole family
2.Crusade not so bad for ripping itself off
3.Crystal had an end that makes ya shout "WHATEVER!!"
4.Temple had slices of Raider-esque goodness but was a true waltz through dung.
5.the chain reactions caused by inter-office sex
March 23rd, 2009 at 11:13 pm
justin and justin is by far my favorite thing on this website. keep em coming
March 24th, 2009 at 12:20 am
i love these hahaha
March 24th, 2009 at 06:03 am
That was great. Love that shit.
March 24th, 2009 at 06:43 am
I couldn't find the buttons to vote for the biggest douchebag on this one...
Just kidding, ladies! Your playful banter makes me wish I had friends.
March 24th, 2009 at 01:24 pm
i heard justin had sex with the girl who works in reception in his lobby
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