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Justin And Justin: The New Third Writer

Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we’re discussing things.   And on Monday, we welcomed a new third writer to HT, Johnny Wickham.   Johnny is an incredibly strange dude, and today he joined into the discussion.  Here are a few of the IM conversations he had with Justin Halpern, and Justin Thomas, together and separately.
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

13 Responses to "Justin And Justin: The New Third Writer"

  1. Fuck says:

    Nope, it’s the only one. Seriose.

    Captcha: hisson-in-law otiose.

    WTF?

  2. Anonymous says:

    FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING CAT AVATAR. CAN YOU NOT FIND ONE ANYWHERE ELSE ON THE FUCKING INTERWEB??? Jesus.

    actual wasps

  3. Fuck says:

    Because I know everyone absolutely cares and isn’t sick of hearing about it, my email inquiry about the cat avatar never received a response.

    Albert blodgett.

  4. justin says:
    I received no such e-mail, I swear this to you.  E-mail again, and i’ll keep an eye out for it.
  5. Fuck says:

    I went to LOLShock.com and watched all of their videos. And all of the ones at thepounder.com, and then the sites they linked to. I love work.

    Brazilian macing.

  6. Anonymous says:

    *raises hand*

    (captcha – “quads 6th”)

  7. philosopher says:

    I wonder how many people went to these sites after reading this…

  8. eknks says:

    This reminds me of the time Johnny spent an entire 10 hours watching “two girls one cup over and over again” with that creepy little grinch smile, while Barry Trucker did lines off hookers tits in the bathroom.

    dizi izle

  9. Pirate says:

    This reminds me of the time Johnny spent an entire 10 hours watching “two girls one cup over and over again” with that creepy little grinch smile, while Barry Trucker did lines off hookers tits in the bathroom.

  10. Anonymous says:

    The octopus was actually coming out of the girl’s vagina, not her butthole. I think this makes it official — I’m desensitized to everything on God’s green earth.

    (captcha – “truly coolness”)

  11. Titty Cancer says:

    epic…this is by far the most epic fucking justin and justin ever…i love johnny you need to keep him…shakethatbear.com ftw!

  12. Paul says:

    well shake that bear would be something I loved to send to PETA, i think the octopus took the cake on shit I didn’t need to see, but did anyway because I’m curious..

  13. philosopher says:

    that was one lucky octopus


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