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Justin and Justin: Terminator Sucked

Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we’re discussing things.  Today Justin Thomas and Justin Halpern had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.
 
 

 
 
 

38 Responses to "Justin and Justin: Terminator Sucked"

  1. Shizzire says:

    You guys share a desk. Instead of AIM, why don’t you just talk?

  2. Shizzire says:

    Everytime I love something, someone makes another one of it and it comes out retarded:
    Break.com -> HolyTaco.com

  3. Anonymous says:

    McG directed it. If you liked this movie, you’re retarded.

  4. Edwordrules says:

    GET TO THE TRANSPORTER!!!!

  5. Tanner says:

    More bad news: the guy who did “My Name Is Earl” is remaking “Flight of the Navigator”.

    Fuuuuuck. Stop raping my childhood memories, you fucktards!

  6. Dick Tucker says:

    If any two fucktards tell me not to do something, I do not do that thing. So I won’t be seeing Terminator Salvation, I guess.

  7. analcarbomb says:

    Reading this is like watching Dane Cook talk to himself. : (

  8. Anonymous says:

    Movie wasn’t that bad dickbags. Wasn’t great either, but not worth blowing a gasket over.

  9. John says:

    I thank God the people who made terminator FINALLY set it in the future. Im really looking forward to seeing it.

  10. Andrew says:

    All I need to know is if it is worse than Knowing with Nick Cage

  11. Fratrick Bateman says:

    the movie needed to be rated R then it would have been awesome..

    some blood, guts, and tits would have made all the difference

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  14. Paul says:

    I liked terminator, I think you guys might like Ghost of Girl Friends Past better, more your style.

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  16. Ah-nonny-moose says:

    I don’t need profound analogies of man’s inhumanity to man or an aesop’s fable every time I see a fucking movie. That’s my defense of this film. HOWEVER, I do want lots of blood, guts, explosions, titties, and combinations of all those things, so fuck you PG-13 terminator.

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  18. Horny Chick says:

    Did you hear the Terminator series got canceled too? Summer Glau is one of the Hottest Girls I’ve ever seen!

  19. Anonymous says:

    it was a good action flick, but yes it did need to be R to really deliver. At least there was a topless scene with Moon Bloodgood so hopefully they deliver on the DVD

  20. C Bale says:

    I’m going to fucking kick your fucking ass if you don’t shut up for a second! All right? Do you want me to fucking go trash your lights? Do you want me to fucking trash ‘em? Then why are you trashing my scene? You do it one more fucking time and I ain’t walking on this set if you’re still hired. I’m fucking serious. You’re a nice guy. You’re a nice guy, but that don’t fucking cut it when you’re fucking around like this on set.

  21. Anonymous says:

    i love how people comment on how they do not like something while still quoting that thing.. the just and justin peices are effin awesome.. even if your comment says how much you hate something.. you still commented on it.. so.. you’re dumb

  22. Bob Loblaw says:

    it was awesome if you’re A. 13 years old or B. a retarded kid who is easily distracted by explosions

  23. Anonymous says:

    It’s PG-13, so how can this follow up Arnold cutting his eye out and ripping his skin off to expose his endo-skeleton? Or maybe the T-1000 disguised as the housewife with its arm turned into a blade, stabbing the husband through the mouth? That shit was awesome.

    The movie is rated PG-13. It’s kiddy-stuff.

  24. Drew says:

    Are you guys fags or something?
    Terminator was awesome, and you have a kitty icon.

  25. Bob Loblaw says:

    sandlot 2 is another sequel that blew nuts and came out all retarded

  26. Anonymous says:

    Or maybe we aren’t all looking for a lot of deep spiritual meaning and heavy symbolism in every movie we see. Sometimes, you just want to enjoy a basic action movie with an easy to follow, non-retarded plot, and after T3, there really isn’t much room to complain about THIS movie being the one to ruin the franchise.

  27. Anonymous says:

    You assume that people are claiming it sucked because it lacked meaning or symbolism. You also think that someone here accused this movie of being the one that ruined the franchise. You also assert that this film had a “non-retarded plot.”

    You are an idiot.

    And to the rest of you that say the magic bullet to save this film would have been an R rating: Nice idea but wrong. No amount of R rating type goodies could have saved this p.o.s. Terminator Salvation was as bad as Justin said. The reasons are nearly as long as the credits.

    shit. pure. insulting.

  28. Anonymous says:

    Agreed 100%.

  29. Anonymous says:

    “Non-retarded plot”? Did you really seriously just write that? You’re an idiot. This move had so many plot holes…that I could see through the movie screen. It was lame. Seriously it seemed to be common knowledge that Kyle was John’s father in this movie…why the FUCK didn’t they just kill Kyle and save us a hour and fourty five minutes of shitty movie?

    I know McG was a little kid playing with his friends in the basement after watching the first movie and said to them “when I grow up…I’m gonna’ kill the Terminator” Like all kids do when they’re young and are all pumped after watching a movie. Did you really have to do it though McG? Couldn’t you have left it as a child’s playtime game?

  30. A-Town says:

    …burn!

  31. Miles Dyson's son says:

    I’m a retarded 13 year old who is easily distracted by explosions so I thought it was super double awesome!!!!!!!!!!

  32. Anon'ed on your mom says:

    do ‘justin’ & ‘justin’ carpool to work in a pt cruiser? because after reading this that’s what i picture. hey justine & justine,leave your gay-ass shared commentary for the diamond lane.

  33. (>.<) says:

    I hope ur nephew dies
    (the one you like)

  34. Anonymous says:

    Guess I wont be wtching this movie. lol @ Rat Farm.

  35. Anonymous says:

    i thought terminator was really good.

  36. Anonymous says:

    I lol’d. hard.

  37. Pete says:

    I liked it

  38. anonymurderer says:

    you two ever wake up in the middle of the night and say to eachother “i wish i knew how to quit you”? that’s what i thought.


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