Justin Halpern - Just regular editor.

Justin Halpern was born on September 13, 1980 in a small town outside of Bakersfield, California, called “San Diego.” Growing up, his mother frequently warned him of a battle that would take place between man and machine. In this battle, she told Justin he would be a great leader, and that he’d send back a soldier to fuck her and in fucking her, father himself. Justin spends most of his time working with the Israeli and Palestinian governments to help bring peace to Gaza, as well as watching the TBS Superstation in hopes of finding the episode of Saved By The Bell where Kelly is offered marijuana by fictional Hollywood Superstar Johnny Dakota.