Today, there are more overweight people than ever before, and it must be pretty difficult for them to have sex with each other. So, being the humanitarians that we are, we decided to create our own version of the Kama Sutra that caters specifically to them.
HA! First!!!!!
Being a fat person, I will have to be thankfull they made it easier for me to have sex with my fat girlfriend.
Do the truffle shuffle!!!
LOL!
ok listen up guys...the other day, m stupid friend snuck and changed my myspace status to GAY...i kno fucked up, plus i jus found out today..so in response i made a youtube video to embaress him...i need you guys help, comment on it please, and gmme some stars, i need this to go viral lol heres the link
true story -- there's a sexpert with a book (Dr. Sadie) and in her chapter about sex positions for big folks she offers this sage wisdom about doggie style:
I nominate Anonymous for comment of the week for this: "At first glance, I thought the chick's arm in the first one was a particularly cavernous rectum."
Wow, a lot of fat people got all butthurt about this. Shit, its fucking funny. If you think its not funny, or you're offended, what ever. Get some balls, stop being a pussy, and grow the fuck up. Fucking thin skinned sissies. Shut your cock-holsters.
The assumption that fat people only associate with other fat people is totally false and its implication of ignorance makes it hard to find any humor after realizing the foundation was simply ugly bias grown from insecurity. An honest view would have attempted to get a laugh from the reality of joining mixed body types and perhaps making something of the "why" factor - why the preference and why the bias by wanna-be "bootyful" people.
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July 21st, 2009 at 10:01 am
HA! First!!!!!
Being a fat person, I will have to be thankfull they made it easier for me to have sex with my fat girlfriend.
Do the truffle shuffle!!!
LOL!
July 28th, 2009 at 10:10 am
this is funny
July 21st, 2009 at 10:26 am
This is just wrong, although the meat lovers I could get into...
July 21st, 2009 at 10:40 am
What ever happened to Holy Taco being funny?
July 21st, 2009 at 10:57 am
It still is.
What your reading is the ingredient listing off of a HoHo label.
July 21st, 2009 at 11:50 am
What ever happened to replys being funny
July 21st, 2009 at 02:59 pm
seriously i mean the hell is that dude talkin about?
July 22nd, 2009 at 01:44 am
hurdurdurlur
July 22nd, 2009 at 04:52 pm
shane just needs to effed in the beehole
July 21st, 2009 at 12:45 pm
I for one welcome our new fat sexless leaders
July 21st, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Pretty damn hilarious, Shane is just fat and offended... its OK he just ate a complete hammock of cake so he is feeling better.
July 21st, 2009 at 01:11 pm
nah bro not fat at all
just miss the days of coming to this site and laughing
now every other post is a gallery of chicks doing _____ and shit i saw on other sites weeks ago
July 21st, 2009 at 02:10 pm
I'm proud to say that we have never (and will never) post a gallery of chicks doing blank space. That's a promise.
July 22nd, 2009 at 02:02 pm
Disappointing.. it could be hott. haha
July 21st, 2009 at 01:05 pm
ok listen up guys...the other day, m stupid friend snuck and changed my myspace status to GAY...i kno fucked up, plus i jus found out today..so in response i made a youtube video to embaress him...i need you guys help, comment on it please, and gmme some stars, i need this to go viral lol heres the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVpbC9v6UY8
not his baby
July 21st, 2009 at 01:57 pm
fuck you shane, fuck you.
July 21st, 2009 at 03:11 pm
Still laughing at "hammock of cake"
July 22nd, 2009 at 05:37 am
yea im giggling about that one myself!
July 21st, 2009 at 05:46 pm
true story -- there's a sexpert with a book (Dr. Sadie) and in her chapter about sex positions for big folks she offers this sage wisdom about doggie style:
"If you've got a gut, rest it on her butt."
July 21st, 2009 at 06:41 pm
At first glance, I thought the chick's arm in the first one was a particularly cavernous rectum.
July 21st, 2009 at 06:49 pm
shane ten million of my potential children died in your moms mouth last night
July 21st, 2009 at 09:17 pm
funny AND original!
have you been to Holy Taco lately?
you'd probably enjoy it :)
July 22nd, 2009 at 02:26 am
Whatever happened to the name 'Shane' being found solely in the homosexual domain?
Answer - nothing, it's still a fag name
July 21st, 2009 at 10:00 pm
I nominate Anonymous for comment of the week for this: "At first glance, I thought the chick's arm in the first one was a particularly cavernous rectum."
Freakin' funny dude.
July 21st, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Wow, a lot of fat people got all butthurt about this. Shit, its fucking funny. If you think its not funny, or you're offended, what ever. Get some balls, stop being a pussy, and grow the fuck up. Fucking thin skinned sissies. Shut your cock-holsters.
July 21st, 2009 at 11:22 pm
Now tell us how you really feel, nate.
July 22nd, 2009 at 11:56 am
I found that article about as funny as cancer.
July 22nd, 2009 at 04:26 pm
Awww, cheer up there, tubby. Go chase another double bacon cheeseburger with a couple of pints of Ben & Jerry's. You'll feel better.
July 22nd, 2009 at 04:48 pm
Cancer is funny.
You should try it.
July 25th, 2009 at 06:54 pm
Cancer is so funny, its probably even funnier than that time I gave shane's mum aids.
October 30th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
The assumption that fat people only associate with other fat people is totally false and its implication of ignorance makes it hard to find any humor after realizing the foundation was simply ugly bias grown from insecurity. An honest view would have attempted to get a laugh from the reality of joining mixed body types and perhaps making something of the "why" factor - why the preference and why the bias by wanna-be "bootyful" people.
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