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The Kama Sutra for Fat People

Today, there are more overweight people than ever before, and it must be pretty difficult for them to have sex with each other.  So, being the humanitarians that we are, we decided to create our own version of the Kama Sutra that caters specifically to them.


37 Responses to "The Kama Sutra for Fat People"

  1. shitface says:

    Cancer is so funny, its probably even funnier than that time I gave shane’s mum aids.

  2. Jim says:

    That’s right, thank god my wife has butt big enough to hold my gut, lol.

  3. phunny says:

    Cancer is funny.
    You should try it.

  4. Boner Malone says:

    I like giving thick chicks A to M.
    Then let them eat Ho Ho’s out of my asshole.
    That’s so Hawt!

  5. laura says:

    true story — there’s a sexpert with a book (Dr. Sadie) and in her chapter about sex positions for big folks she offers this sage wisdom about doggie style:

    “If you’ve got a gut, rest it on her butt.”

  6. BamMan says:

    Whatever happened to the name ‘Shane’ being found solely in the homosexual domain?
    Answer – nothing, it’s still a fag name

  7. ThickoDicko says:

    Me too !

  8. ThickoDicko says:

    Hey there Dudes ….. Stop beatin on Shane ! He’s a cool dude, why you callin him all these nasty things ??? ….. I for sure know he’s a good guy, especially when he met me last night and let me shoot my wad down his throat ….. Hell, he even “cleaned” me up afterwards, and then offered his ass up for me to pump ….. He’s a cool dude and even brings his own pillow to bite on when I’m shoving him ….

  9. bob (rull talk) suarez says:

    shane ten million of my potential children died in your moms mouth last night

  10. nate says:

    Wow, a lot of fat people got all butthurt about this. Shit, its fucking funny. If you think its not funny, or you’re offended, what ever. Get some balls, stop being a pussy, and grow the fuck up. Fucking thin skinned sissies. Shut your cock-holsters.

  11. Dean says:

    I found that article about as funny as cancer.

  12. TDx says:

    I nominate Anonymous for comment of the week for this: “At first glance, I thought the chick’s arm in the first one was a particularly cavernous rectum.”

    Freakin’ funny dude.

  13. Real Skinny says:

    The assumption that fat people only associate with other fat people is totally false and its implication of ignorance makes it hard to find any humor after realizing the foundation was simply ugly bias grown from insecurity. An honest view would have attempted to get a laugh from the reality of joining mixed body types and perhaps making something of the “why” factor – why the preference and why the bias by wanna-be “bootyful” people.

  14. fourteenlines says:

    Now tell us how you really feel, nate.

  15. Shane says:

    funny AND original!
    have you been to Holy Taco lately?
    you’d probably enjoy it :)

  16. Anonymous says:

    At first glance, I thought the chick’s arm in the first one was a particularly cavernous rectum.

  17. Anonymous says:

    Awww, cheer up there, tubby. Go chase another double bacon cheeseburger with a couple of pints of Ben & Jerry’s. You’ll feel better.

  18. Monty Python says:

    Fuck you guys. That is wrong not every person can be perfect and if you think that then maybe you should go to germany.

  19. justin says:
    I’m proud to say that we have never (and will never) post a gallery of chicks doing blank space.  That’s a promise.
  20. ThatGirl says:

    Disappointing.. it could be hott. haha

  21. Gainer says:

    Pretty damn hilarious, Shane is just fat and offended… its OK he just ate a complete hammock of cake so he is feeling better.

  22. Shane says:

    nah bro not fat at all

    just miss the days of coming to this site and laughing

    now every other post is a gallery of chicks doing _____ and shit i saw on other sites weeks ago

  23. b0bby says:

    fuck you shane, fuck you.

  24. thatAnonymousguy says:

    seriously i mean the hell is that dude talkin about?

  25. Maeijgahlflah says:


  26. beeholeeffer says:

    shane just needs to effed in the beehole

  27. Shane says:

    What ever happened to Holy Taco being funny?

  28. Chimichanga says:

    It still is.

    What your reading is the ingredient listing off of a HoHo label.

  29. pgoss says:

    What ever happened to replys being funny

  30. Herro says:

    Still laughing at “hammock of cake”

  31. MzKitty says:

    yea im giggling about that one myself!

  32. yaa boy says:

    ok listen up guys…the other day, m stupid friend snuck and changed my myspace status to GAY…i kno fucked up, plus i jus found out today..so in response i made a youtube video to embaress him…i need you guys help, comment on it please, and gmme some stars, i need this to go viral lol heres the link


    not his baby

  33. Professor Coronopolis says:

    I for one welcome our new fat sexless leaders

  34. Jimmy Dolan says:

    This is just wrong, although the meat lovers I could get into…

  35. Stabber says:

    HA! First!!!!!
    Being a fat person, I will have to be thankfull they made it easier for me to have sex with my fat girlfriend.
    Do the truffle shuffle!!!

  36. haley banks says:

    this is funny