Kate Beckinsale is Right on Target.

posted 12/11/2007
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Every time I walk into a Target department store I see nothing but fat tubs of shit piling bag after bag of Peanut Butter Combos into their Rascals. Now, everyone knows the Peanut Butter flavored Combos are the best ones, so I can’t really disagree with their taste, but it’s not really something I want to look at. If I knew sexually attractive people like Kate Beckinsale went to this store I would get a job there. Are there any openings in the “Please let me have sex with you” aisle?

Tags: 2007-12, Blog entry, Kate Beckinsale

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5 Responses to "Kate Beckinsale is Right on Target."

SabrinaSexxy says:

December 11, 2007 at 1:49 pm

I shop at target and whenever I do, creepy guys start following me. This actually turns me ON! I usually flash them from behind – I never wear underwear. Hope this helps your hard on. xoxo Sabrina.
SabrinaSpammy says:

December 11, 2007 at 4:50 pm

I don’t shop at Target, but do I like to go to men’s websites and leave vaguely sexy comments in hope that guys will click my totally and utterly NSFW link.
quarrygirl says:

December 11, 2007 at 5:49 pm

er, i think sabrinasexxy is a dude fo sho.
Mr. Poopoopachu says:

December 11, 2007 at 9:20 pm

What are the chances that she’d pick me up and take me home if I sat on the shelf?
Blake Williams says:

March 12, 2008 at 10:55 pm

best opening sentence to any paragraph ever. i wish i had this when, in 6th grade, they told me i needed a thesis statement for my 5 page research project.

Kate Beckinsale is Right on Target.

5 Responses to "Kate Beckinsale is Right on Target."

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