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Kate Hudson Trades Baby to Homeless Man for Coat

What in the hell has happened to Black Crowes’ front man Chris Robinson? I get that he’s a rock star, and they’re supposed to look edgy and cool, but looking like Jesus if he was addicted to heroin and shopped at Urban Outfitters is not cool. You have a kid now, this is not okay. When I see you, I shouldn’t have the urge to buy you a hot meal, or proposition you to kill my neighbor’s dog. And YOU Kate Hudson, shame on you as well. You walk around town sporting all your expensive new coats as you watch your ex-husband wearing one that looks like he found it outside an Arby’s, soaked in urine.

2 Responses to "Kate Hudson Trades Baby to Homeless Man for Coat"

  1. Michael says:

    very concise article, but had me laughing for 10 straight minutes. Jesus addicted to heroin, proposition you to kill my neighbor’s dog, looks like he found it outside an Arby’s, soaked in urine ….gold! And seriously Robinson looks deranged, like he’s gonna rape Kate Hudson then eat the baby. WTF

  2. Rainbow says:

    personally I am feeling his style, so next level