We hope that you were all as bored and depraved as we are. If you are, then you definitely watched The Roast of Charlie Sheen on Comedy Central last night. The dais was full of really funny people, and convicted criminals that we now find funny. One roaster was a bit of a surprise to almost everyone, because though she’s a fine actress, she’s not known for any comedic roles and she doesn’t have the novelty appeal that seemed to get everyone else that was up there a spot. But whatever, she’s pretty hot… So I guess the mystery is solved. Kind of an anti-climactic article. Anyway, here’s a little info on Kate and a few of her jokes.
She’s probably best known for her role as Dr. Addison Montgomery on “Private Practice,” and before that, “Grey’s Anatomy.” I spent most of her set trying to figure why she was up there, I thought maybe she was one of Sheen’s ex flings who wasn’t too mad at him to show up. Or maybe just a female friend that shakes her finger at him when he’s being bad. But it seems as though there was no real tie between the two actors. She did a great job of delivering the jokes written for her, then making a duck-face while rolling her eyes. You know, because that’s the kind of thing that makes a woman funny…
“It’s amazing — after abusing your lungs, liver and kidneys, the only thing you’ve had removed is your kids.”
“I have to say, Charlie, you are an incredible medical specimen, I guess that’s one of of the benefits of waking up every morning at the crack of crack.”
“Admittedly, Charlie gets a little confused sometimes. He’s the only man who pulls a knife on a woman who’s already willing to f*ck him.”