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Kevin Federline Is A Tub Of Fat

So, apparently Kevin Federline has become fat.  And since previous to this he was a piece of shit, he’s now officially become the very catchy “Fat Piece Of Shit.”  Usmagazine.com reports:

Kevin Federline appeared to have packed on the pounds after hitting a Los Angeles Golf Course Friday.

But his ex Shar Jackson says his fuller figure is the result of being a full-time Mr. Mom.

“It’s daddy weight!” she tells usmagazine.com.  “When you are a full time parent, sometimes you can’t focus on you.

Daddy weight?  You can’t just start making up occupational reasons for being fat.  I can’t tell my girlfriend, “No, I’m not fat.  It’s just blogging weight.”  I can’t believe how fat Federline has become.  He looks like he’s using that golf club to pick up a donut hole he dropped.  At this rate, there’s no stopping his weight gain.  Here’s a photoshop rendering of what he’ll look like by 2010:

10 Responses to "Kevin Federline Is A Tub Of Fat"

  1. themetalchick.com says:

    its 2010!! how fat is he now? no wait… I DONT GIVE A CRAP!! hes just a fat guy not an alien so who cares, just get him 2 a gym before i chuck.

  2. Anil Dikshit says:

    That looks like Joel Madden-er-”The guy who put a baby in Nicole Richie” hitting the links.

  3. JD says:

    Q: Why couldn’t you tell your imaginary girlfriend it is just blogging weight? A: Because you are single and already fat.

  4. Dikfore says:

    JD’s clearly upset because his mom’s head was photoshopped out of the picture and replaced with K-fed’s

  5. Buddy Ice says:

    What’s a “dikfore”?

  6. JD says:

    I’m upset because I believe in evolution, it is 2008, and someone used a ‘your mom’ joke.

  7. dfdw says:

    fat fucker

  8. AJfromphilly says:

    Im so happy he is a fat fuck now….yet he still stuck his cock in britneys pink pie, and then kicked the whore to the side…which makes him a pretty cool fat waste of life.

  9. Dikfore says:

    to buddy ice,
    a dick’s for JD says’ mom….and by a dick, i mean my dick.

    on a serious note, yo momma jokes along with people blurting out the phrase”your mom” randomly are old but my way was a bit more original. either way, its better than a dumbfuck with a Q and A joke….thats only a small step up from a knock knock joke

  10. Modo says:

    dumass…


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