So, apparently Kevin Federline has become fat. And since previous to this he was a piece of shit, he’s now officially become the very catchy “Fat Piece Of Shit.” Usmagazine.com reports:
Kevin Federline appeared to have packed on the pounds after hitting a Los Angeles Golf Course Friday.
But his ex Shar Jackson says his fuller figure is the result of being a full-time Mr. Mom.
“It’s daddy weight!” she tells usmagazine.com. “When you are a full time parent, sometimes you can’t focus on you.
Daddy weight? You can’t just start making up occupational reasons for being fat. I can’t tell my girlfriend, “No, I’m not fat. It’s just blogging weight.” I can’t believe how fat Federline has become. He looks like he’s using that golf club to pick up a donut hole he dropped. At this rate, there’s no stopping his weight gain. Here’s a photoshop rendering of what he’ll look like by 2010: