There was a Tweety Bird cartoon a long time ago, where Tweety got a hold of some magic potion that turned him into a monster, or a "weretweety" of some sort. The hard, thuggish, progeriatric kid in this video dubs himself "Chicken Little", and a few other pseudonyms that I can't understand, but if I were him, I think I would call myself "WereTweety", or something like that. Not because he reminds me of a cartoon canary monster necessarily, but just because I think it's a cool name. Aside from that, this kid seems like he'd be difficult to hang out with for a number of reasons.
I can't understand what he's saying, but I don't think it matters. Fuck. Where are his eyes? They're like tiny, dark portals into some really fucked up place I never want to be.
all right douche, he has progeria, he probably won't make it past age 13, he has more courage than you will ever have so go back to masturbating during the coffee breaks of your dead end job you sack of shit
i think this post is pretty fucked up. if he looked normal for his age hed just be another tool tryin to be gangster on youtube. but lucky him he gets to be on holytaco...
This is different then just lucky guy gets to be on holy taco. this is like if a guy in a wheel chair entered his schools hundred meter hurdles. Sure there are tuns of vids of people falling during the hurdles, but its sooo much more if your walking challenged.
I refuse to believe that that is his actual head... I was watching the video (laughing my ass off throughout) and all i could think at the time was that his head looked photoshopped
shut the fuck up you assholes, he has progeria, frankly i feel holytaco went to far on this one , considering most people with progeria don't survive past age 13...
Hey, now... no need to be a dick. The internet was made to laugh at people who are different from yourself, and we are just taking the opportunity to embrace the internet for what was made for (aside from looking at porn)
We completely understand if anyone is upset by us posting this. That's fine. We don't find it humorous that he has a disease. We find it humorous that he has a disease AND is a douchebag.
If this guy is representative of people with progeria, it's a good fucking thing they die off by 13. The creature in the video above is a nightmarish figure, and the world will be a much less scary place when he's dead.
We're all just meat and flesh. You're just as pathetic as he is. Another weak, meat puppet. Don't act better when you are nothing yourself. None of us are.
Right. You're just like the other 6 billion. You're so much better. You are nothing as an individual. You're just doing what millions have already done before you. You're nothing special. Die tomorrow and few may mourn but your death means nothing in the grand scheme. Sit back, relax, and save your breath. Picking on people with ailments is only natural since it makes you feel better/superior. Trust me friend... You aren’t.
You're so full of yourself that you forgot how you're just as bad (or good) as he is. He's going to die, and you're going to die, so what is the (even) 100 years you might have extra on him out of the billions of years the cosmos has been in existence. And I really don't get why you felt holy enough to take on the mantle of Just Crusader and try to defend this kid. Besides, he wants attention anyway--like you, too, apparently.
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June 2nd, 2009 at 04:20 pm
Oh my, 4chan found him.
June 2nd, 2009 at 04:35 pm
Oh my god, it's like Elmo's evil twin!
June 2nd, 2009 at 04:37 pm
Probably the scariest THING I've ever seen.
June 2nd, 2009 at 04:43 pm
wtf?
June 2nd, 2009 at 05:05 pm
Proof that there is NO god.
June 2nd, 2009 at 05:09 pm
You needed proof?!?
June 2nd, 2009 at 09:19 pm
sweet atheism rocks lets go perform mass suicides...fuckin faggots
June 3rd, 2009 at 09:10 am
Congrats, you have now posted the most stupid reply on holytaco EVER. Well played
June 3rd, 2009 at 03:39 pm
This must be your first day reading Holy Taco. That wasn't even the most stupid reply on this page.
June 2nd, 2009 at 05:12 pm
I can't understand what he's saying, but I don't think it matters. Fuck. Where are his eyes? They're like tiny, dark portals into some really fucked up place I never want to be.
June 2nd, 2009 at 09:19 pm
all right douche, he has progeria, he probably won't make it past age 13, he has more courage than you will ever have so go back to masturbating during the coffee breaks of your dead end job you sack of shit
June 3rd, 2009 at 05:01 pm
why does him cursing and throwing gang signs at a camera mean he has this abundance of courage?
June 2nd, 2009 at 05:27 pm
Reminds me of ALF.
I'm terrified.
http://casualencounters.com/blog/
June 2nd, 2009 at 05:50 pm
Peace up, A... corona down? if your going to be hood at least get it right
June 2nd, 2009 at 05:55 pm
was that thing black?
June 2nd, 2009 at 06:06 pm
hhhmmmmm........what the fcuk
June 2nd, 2009 at 06:19 pm
He suffers from progeria, a disease which ages people rapidly. I think it's so brave of him to do this.
June 2nd, 2009 at 06:29 pm
I don't know what to do. Should I laugh and feel guilty that I laughed or feel guilty and then laugh because I felt guilty?
June 2nd, 2009 at 06:39 pm
i think this post is pretty fucked up. if he looked normal for his age hed just be another tool tryin to be gangster on youtube. but lucky him he gets to be on holytaco...
June 2nd, 2009 at 07:04 pm
This is different then just lucky guy gets to be on holy taco. this is like if a guy in a wheel chair entered his schools hundred meter hurdles. Sure there are tuns of vids of people falling during the hurdles, but its sooo much more if your walking challenged.
June 2nd, 2009 at 07:55 pm
They say simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. Im not sure how sophisticated this sounds but it's simple.
What the fuck...
June 2nd, 2009 at 08:33 pm
Is this another Inochi video??
June 2nd, 2009 at 08:55 pm
I refuse to believe that that is his actual head... I was watching the video (laughing my ass off throughout) and all i could think at the time was that his head looked photoshopped
June 2nd, 2009 at 09:09 pm
My new hero... bad ass.
Keep it Gangsta!!!
June 2nd, 2009 at 09:21 pm
shut the fuck up you assholes, he has progeria, frankly i feel holytaco went to far on this one , considering most people with progeria don't survive past age 13...
June 2nd, 2009 at 09:24 pm
Hey, now... no need to be a dick. The internet was made to laugh at people who are different from yourself, and we are just taking the opportunity to embrace the internet for what was made for (aside from looking at porn)
June 3rd, 2009 at 12:09 am
We completely understand if anyone is upset by us posting this. That's fine. We don't find it humorous that he has a disease. We find it humorous that he has a disease AND is a douchebag.
June 5th, 2009 at 11:37 am
it thats how you rationalize it then ok. but i'm calling bullshit
June 3rd, 2009 at 06:25 am
If this guy is representative of people with progeria, it's a good fucking thing they die off by 13. The creature in the video above is a nightmarish figure, and the world will be a much less scary place when he's dead.
June 3rd, 2009 at 11:26 am
We're all just meat and flesh. You're just as pathetic as he is. Another weak, meat puppet. Don't act better when you are nothing yourself. None of us are.
June 3rd, 2009 at 11:47 am
He's a fucking retarded demon. I'm way better.
June 3rd, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Right. You're just like the other 6 billion. You're so much better. You are nothing as an individual. You're just doing what millions have already done before you. You're nothing special. Die tomorrow and few may mourn but your death means nothing in the grand scheme. Sit back, relax, and save your breath. Picking on people with ailments is only natural since it makes you feel better/superior. Trust me friend... You aren’t.
June 3rd, 2009 at 12:57 pm
No I'm better.
June 3rd, 2009 at 08:50 pm
u guys fail, we are special :-)
June 3rd, 2009 at 10:12 pm
You're so full of yourself that you forgot how you're just as bad (or good) as he is. He's going to die, and you're going to die, so what is the (even) 100 years you might have extra on him out of the billions of years the cosmos has been in existence. And I really don't get why you felt holy enough to take on the mantle of Just Crusader and try to defend this kid. Besides, he wants attention anyway--like you, too, apparently.
June 4th, 2009 at 10:08 am
So we agree, I'm way better.
June 4th, 2009 at 02:34 pm
LOL you just called it a puppet jerk.
June 5th, 2009 at 09:00 pm
Did you seriously just call someone a "weak meat puppet" and improperly use a comma while doing it? Awesome.
June 3rd, 2009 at 10:14 pm
Hahaha you're hilarious. Rock on dude. Ever consider a T.V. show? House M.D.-style perhaps?
June 2nd, 2009 at 09:48 pm
fuck you holy taco
June 2nd, 2009 at 10:07 pm
What you know about Tsimfuckis aka Chickenlittle? word.
June 2nd, 2009 at 11:50 pm
There's a lot of mean-spiritedness going on here. Why?
June 2nd, 2009 at 11:57 pm
The Internet was made to share information (and porn), not to laugh at people.
June 3rd, 2009 at 12:17 am
Absolutely disturbing. That thing will haunt my dreams.... thanks guys.
June 3rd, 2009 at 01:05 am
Well I think we can all agree he is better looking than Lil' Wayne
June 3rd, 2009 at 05:44 am
he has a disease, yes
but that doesn't change the fact that he looks fucking scary.
June 3rd, 2009 at 07:59 am
What the Fuck was that!?!?!?
June 3rd, 2009 at 09:02 am
Epic Trolls are epic.
June 3rd, 2009 at 01:36 pm
this what happens when you keep your wiener inside the hose of a vacuum for too long... or when you get kicked in the balls repeatedly for 6 years
June 3rd, 2009 at 08:39 pm
Do you remember that little troll ... La Pequena Amy Winehouse?
This is the Eminem version.
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