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This Kid Must Get So Much Preschool Tail

 
This is a video of an extremely badass 3 year-old kid operating heavy construction machinery to the most badass "kid operating construction equipment" music ever created. Keep an eye out for what looks like a vampire woman filming the kid on a cellphone camera at about 1:00.
 

6 Responses to "This Kid Must Get So Much Preschool Tail"

  1. Shizzire says:

    All you fucking monkeys that operate this machinery for $40 an hour, you’ve finally been exposed as the retards that you actually are.

  2. Johnny5 says:

    That kid looks so serious…

    Check out the
    Electronic Cigarette

  3. pissed says:

    Fuck the electronic cigarette. I ordered it, was charged $10 for shipping and it never came. I emailed customer service about 6 weeks after my order and informed them. Never got a response back.

  4. philosopher says:

    this can’t be legal

  5. saucy says:

    Those crazy Russians.

    In America that video would be of some cute toddler at Daddy’s construction business and that was Daddy’s whore taking a cel phone pic. ‘Now don’t tell mommy who’s at home with cramps’.

    But In Russia this kid is actually employed and training the new prisoners how to properly work the bulldozers. The woman is still a whore, but the Wardens whore!

  6. TurbinCowboy says:

    The vampire chick was definitely the highlight of that vid. Very nice. Almost reminds me of Rachel Rotten.


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