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Kid Solidifies “Only Child” Status

If you enjoy having balls, don’t ever make the mistake of having a kid and a pool at the same time.  If you already have a kid and a pool, then just tie the kid up to a stake in the yard so you know where he is in proximity to your balls at all times.
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3 Responses to "Kid Solidifies “Only Child” Status"

  1. MrKillson says:

    That’s beautifully fucked up.

  2. boop de doop says:

    Stupid fucking parents. “Ooohohoho you’re in big trouble haha”

  3. nemesis says:

    i was close, to my dad’s groin a lot when i was a kid, but not like that