Most kid's products don't prepare children for the harsh and cruel life of an adult. Therefore, we decided to create some toys that would teach children about the rigors of growing up.
It doesn't "live on in a sense" in Syriac. It just straight lives on. Syriac is just a local dialect of Aramaic, of which there are a couple. There is over 400,000 native aramaic speakers in the world today.
Toys that better prepare children for life are toys like BB guns and lawn darts. they teach kids about responsibility and that not everything is safe and all about failure or at least that there are consequences to actions and behavior.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
November 13th, 2008 at 03:02 pm
Who cares? Jesus wasn't all that special. Eris, on the other hand...
November 15th, 2008 at 09:30 pm
fnord!
November 18th, 2008 at 03:10 pm
whatever he'd say, most of us probably wouldn't understand it, as he spoke a now dead language
November 21st, 2008 at 09:43 pm
Hebrew is not now a dead language.
November 23rd, 2008 at 12:10 am
Ha..ha..
November 24th, 2008 at 03:55 pm
Jesus and his contemporaries spoke Aramaic, which is more or less dead, although it lives on in a sense in Syriac... which is dying.
November 24th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
Eh, it's fairly humorous.
I'm not really sure why you wanted my opinion specifically on it though, I really have more important shit to deal with.
November 28th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
because your real....okay buddy...get a life
December 3rd, 2008 at 08:14 am
It doesn't "live on in a sense" in Syriac. It just straight lives on. Syriac is just a local dialect of Aramaic, of which there are a couple. There is over 400,000 native aramaic speakers in the world today.
November 11th, 2008 at 01:29 pm
The book is my favorite
November 11th, 2008 at 03:06 pm
I think I read that book while growing up
November 11th, 2008 at 04:04 pm
Aren't the Hardy Boys brothers? That's kind of creepy.
November 11th, 2008 at 05:00 pm
Bravo... I really laughed hard at these..
November 11th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
I'm curious what the warning label says on the Barbie thing...
November 12th, 2008 at 03:09 pm
i wonder what jesus would have to say about this page
November 12th, 2008 at 03:15 pm
would these things actually better prepare them for life or simply justify and accept some of the major issues with our society.
November 12th, 2008 at 03:20 pm
Toys that better prepare children for life are toys like BB guns and lawn darts. they teach kids about responsibility and that not everything is safe and all about failure or at least that there are consequences to actions and behavior.
November 18th, 2008 at 08:38 am
I like the snoody kid with Obama shirt on, I can feel the change!
January 30th, 2009 at 04:59 pm
Wow. That's a shitload of spam.
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