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Kid’s Products That Better Prepare Them For Adulthood

Most kid’s products don’t prepare children for the harsh and cruel life of an adult. Therefore, we decided to create some toys that would teach children about the rigors of growing up.
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

19 Responses to "Kid’s Products That Better Prepare Them For Adulthood"

  1. Anonymous says:

    Who cares? Jesus wasn’t all that special. Eris, on the other hand…

  2. Anonymous says:

    fnord!

  3. Anonymous says:

    whatever he’d say, most of us probably wouldn’t understand it, as he spoke a now dead language

  4. Anonymous says:

    Hebrew is not now a dead language.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Ha..ha..

  6. Anonymous says:

    Jesus and his contemporaries spoke Aramaic, which is more or less dead, although it lives on in a sense in Syriac… which is dying.

  7. Jesus says:

    Eh, it’s fairly humorous.
    I’m not really sure why you wanted my opinion specifically on it though, I really have more important shit to deal with.

  8. serenity says:

    because your real….okay buddy…get a life

  9. Anonymous says:

    It doesn’t “live on in a sense” in Syriac. It just straight lives on. Syriac is just a local dialect of Aramaic, of which there are a couple. There is over 400,000 native aramaic speakers in the world today.

  10. Anonymous says:

    Wow. That’s a shitload of spam.

  11. Anonymous says:

    The book is my favorite

  12. Brad says:

    I think I read that book while growing up

  13. Pratik says:

    Aren’t the Hardy Boys brothers? That’s kind of creepy.

  14. Manbearpig says:

    Bravo… I really laughed hard at these..

  15. Josh says:

    I’m curious what the warning label says on the Barbie thing…

  16. Anonymous says:

    i wonder what jesus would have to say about this page

  17. Anonymous says:

    would these things actually better prepare them for life or simply justify and accept some of the major issues with our society.

  18. Red says:

    Toys that better prepare children for life are toys like BB guns and lawn darts. they teach kids about responsibility and that not everything is safe and all about failure or at least that there are consequences to actions and behavior.

  19. G says:

    I like the snoody kid with Obama shirt on, I can feel the change!


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