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Kids Really Grow Up Fast These Days

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When I was this age, I wasn’t counting the days until I could buy my own hores. I was playing with He-Men figures and watching cartoons and hoping my dad would buy my a horse. If you ask me, this is the perfect example as to why kids grow up too fast. I bet this child plays a lot of Grand Theft Auto. His or her parents should really be ashamed (especially the hore-loving Dad.)
 
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AND SEE OUR WEEKLY GIF FEATURE, HILARIOUSLY CALLED, tGIFriday AFTER THE JUMP!

 

6 Responses to "Kids Really Grow Up Fast These Days"

  1. Lucas says:

    OH GOD
    *THE GIF
    *THE TWILIGHT GIF!!
    *WHEN I WENT TO SEE IT WITH MY FRIENDS
    *THEY SAID EXACTLY THE SAME!

  2. That’s a priceless find … Still laughing

  3. Lily says:

    that gif is excellent.
    so is the letter.

  4. Elizabeth says:

    ahahaha that twilight shit is hilarious

  5. random says:

    haaha you guys aren’t even talking about the letter. but still that twilight gif is awsome!! wish the jizzed my pants letters come out after he makes the face.

  6. Fleur says:

    Letter is totally fake.
    As for the gif…LOL.


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