Look, we all know that smoking and drinking is bad for you. But what if you start really early and build up a tolerance? Would that help at all? Not sure if it’d help your health, but if you’re way too young to be smoking and/or drinking, chances are you look really cool or really hilarious if you’re doing it.
It was the fifties. We didn’t know smoking was bad but we did know it was adorable.
A lighter and a bottle opener are the only things that stand between these babies and Cooltown.
It’s hard out there for a baby.
When the stress of the pageant circuit gets to Tiffany, she likes to take a load off by sitting in a piss-warm kiddie pool with her bestie and choking back a few smokes.
Look how red his cheeks are. That’s definitely not his first one of the day.
Somehow, these rich European kids are really intimidating me.
If you’re going to dress like an old lady, you may as well smoke like one.