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Kids Who Smoke: A Pictorial

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Remember when kids used to be cool? My grandfather started smoking when he was nine years old. Sure, he died of lung cancer 65 years later, but he would not have changed a thing. These days kids aren’t allowed to be irresponsible because their parents and the Nanny State are too busy cramming tofu and wheatgrass down their throat and throwing bullies in jail. Well, we here at HolyTaco miss the days of kids doing things their not supposed to do. So here’s our tip-of-the-cap to the good old days of irresponsible children.
 
 
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62 Responses to "Kids Who Smoke: A Pictorial"

  1. Anonymous says:

    Because those are some of the limited scenarios in which something like that would be socially acceptable… What are you, brain dead?

  2. Anonymous says:

    To the idiot that made this comment:
    “That is ultimately the difference between drinking and smoking. Both are bad for you, but only smoking has adverse effects on the people around you.”
    Obviously has never lived with an alcoholic family member. It ruined plenty of lives in my house, moron.

  3. Martin s from canada says:

    Nice.

  4. dear Anonymous says:

    だまれ

  5. Anonymous says:

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  6. Anonymous says:

    Smoking is good for the world, population control. its just like cancer, it sucks its brutal, it can ruin peoples lives, but its also a necessary evil. if we did not have diseases killing off major portions of the population the world would be grossly overpopulated, thus causing mass hunger, homelessness, and death. Im all for fighting cancer and what not but realistically we need people to die, especially stupid people (see pictures above).

  7. Anonymous says:

    I like the comments more than the photos themselves. From the looks of them, most people seems to think in a round-about way that it’s the kids’ own god-damned faults and let them die for what they’ve done. Of course, if the cigarette companies are the Devil, then we are acting as his exponents. On the other hand, one could envisage that this event is in the purpose of some higher Power to pare the ratio of people to land area or possibly people to potable or palatable provisions. As one clever Anon stated above, it is the nature of Nature for the strong to survive, and the weak to be survived upon. At least, according to Darwin. So we let the weak, those of weak body and of mind, die out, and there goes the smokers, the cancers, and the overpopulaters.

    Angry mob of worried mothers and so-called Nanny State supporters GO!

  8. Anonymous says:

    Everyone stop smoking pole!

    You are all cock gobblers!

    You are all French!

    French cock smokers!

    Please gobble cock and stfu you stupid French cock smugglers!

  9. Anonymous says:

    Most people that smoke will quite happily tell you they would rather not, it smells, it’s expensive and it effects your health.

    The truth of the situation is that smoking is an addiction, for most it’s not a case of saying “OK, no more smoking it’s damaging my health”.

    It’s an addiction, your body craves nicotine, if your body doesn’t get it your emotions change. Now personally I’d much rather spark up a smoke, than sit there for a few hours, fiddling, tapping and eventually punching my co-worker in the face because he asked me “Are you alright…”

    People that have *given up* smoking still crave nicotine, that’s why they are so militant about others smoking, it pisses them off that you do (and enjoy it) and they don’t. Obviously within the powers that be, some big-wig decided to stop smoking, shafting the rest of us.

    The bigger picture with the photo’s here is not that they are smoking, it’s that they live in poverty, the truth of the situation is that smoking a cigarette and quashing there hunger was easier than finding food.

    I never reply to blog posts, because I rant, but some people are just so closed minded it drives me nuts.

    Hands up who doesn’t smoke but drinks alcohol? You fucking hypocrites.

    Why do I smoke? Because my Dad did.
    Why did my Dad smoke? Because his Dad did.
    Why did my Grandad smoke? Because when he joined the army they gave him a pack a day for medical reasons.

    Go figure.

  10. Anonymous says:

    78 going on 79 here. We all started early back then. Many of us are still bicycling 10-15 miles every day without any ill effects.

    Camel Unfiltered has been my cigarette of choice for most of my years, and I can’t imagine why I would every give them up.

    I have lived a wonderful life. If I drop dead tomorrow, so be it, but the cigarettes sure as heck won’t be the cause. If they were, according to the experts, I should have been 6 ft under more than 15 years ago.

  11. Rip Ragged says:

    Huh. A lot of energy about some pictures. Big frigging deal. The fact that so many people express revulsion illustrates just why it’s a nanny-state issue. In time, pictures of kids eating steak will evoke the same kind of pants-pissing red-faced disgust from people who have stolen indignant self-righteousness from its rightful protestant owners.

  12. Anonymous says:

    Meanwhile the hospital treatment of all these lung cancer patients drives up everyone’s cost of health care.

    Get a clue.

  13. Anonymous says:

    “That is ultimately the difference between drinking and smoking. Both are bad for you, but only smoking has adverse effects on the people around you.” Hum?

  14. Joybot says:

    now i’m all for no-morals and all but these pictures make me sick like the rather stout lad on the last one who looks like he hasnt got a cleft pallet. oh wait that also pleases me.

    its quite wierd though because as i was scrolling down and saying my “ohs” & “ahhs” this pictures almost hit me until the last one reminded me just how funny it all is. all you people complaining need to relax, dont think of it as children smoking, think of it as children accepting the inevitable.

  15. Anonymous says:

    Yes smoking woo! Quickly worry about shortening your life on average by 11 minutes per cigarette, so what your saying is when my grand father started smoking around the age of nine, and is still alive, 71 years old. Smoking atleast a pack a day, SOOOOOOOOOOO what your telling me is he should have lived to be couple houndred years old? Woot, in any event quickly, save money from the most preditory company aka cigarette companys apparently, and stick it into places like walmart, where the ceo makes millions and millions of dollars per year, and pays his actual employee’s 8 bucks an hour making them dependant on low prices of walmart, making kids in china and mexico work for less then a dollar a day to make the product. Yes your insight is so lovely, if we don’t spend the money some where it’ll just go some where else moron.

  16. Been There - Saw that says:

    Hmm.

    My dad died of lung cancer at 59. In 2004.

    My mum is 61 and lives on 24/7 oxygen support.

    Both smoked.

    How cool is that?

    Smack was cool once too. How Fsucking fashionable. How rebellious.

    How fucking funny to laugh at kids smoking.

    Yeah. Right.

    Wait until you drain the bodily fluids from your mother’s screwed body several times a day. Wait until you watch them die slowly and in pain.

    Wait until they have so little oxygen to the brain (with COPD and resultant heart failure) that you have to complete their sentences.

    Sooo fucking cool!

    Yeah. It rocks.

  17. Annabelle says:

    You are both funny & right!

  18. Anonymous says:

    and by death I meant death to people who would not have gotten cancer or been exposed to disease, rather, those who would be exposed to a world stripped of its natural resources. Murder and mass violence would ensue if we did not have things liek cancer, because it would be a struggle for people to live on earth, which would eventually turn into a depleted shit hole, oh wait is this already happening?

  19. I’m all for people picking their own poisons. But people should pick their own poisons by their own volition, not because of pressure from someone else or from an entire industry ad campaign. My biggest deal against smoking though, is that it affects not just smokers, but the non-smokers around them. And I’m not just talking about the smell. So much of the toxins emitted from the cigarette smoke gets into clothing and just about anything around them. 2nd-hand smoke is arguably nearly as bad as just huffing on the cigarette.

    That is ultimately the difference between drinking and smoking. Both are bad for you, but only smoking has adverse effects on the people around you. You don’t get liver-problems by sitting next to someone drinking. You might get beat up if he’s a violent alcoholic, granted there’s that.

    So if you’re a smoker and I ask you to leave the room, it’s not that I don’t like you, I just didn’t sign up for the ill-effects of your habit.

  20. Anonymous says:

    Hmm.

    My dad died of lung cancer at 59. In 2004.

    My mum is 61 and lives on 24/7 oxygen support.

    Both smoked.

    How cool is that?

    Smack was cool once too. How Fsucking fashionable. How rebellious.

    How fucking funny to laugh at kids smoking.

    Yeah. Right.

    Wait until you drain the bodily fluids from your mother’s screwed body several times a day. Wait until you watch them die slowly and in pain.

    Wait until they have so little oxygen to the brain (with COPD and resultant heart failure) that you have to complete their sentences.

    Sooo fucking cool!

    Yeah. It rocks.

  21. Anonymous says:

    Addiction sucks

  22. Anonymous says:

    “Moron” from the guy who doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”? Must be something in the genes. I put it down to smoking.

    ;)

  23. Anonymous says:

    i want to somk

  24. big_love says:

    james-please don’t earfuck your children with the same bullshit you are peddling here.nobody gives a rat’s ass.this is funny.bravo holy-t.bravo.

  25. Anonymous says:

    all those comments about secondhand smoke.. I wonder how much secondhand smoke I’m forced to inhale when I have to walk next to a busy road filled with an endles line of cars..(and I have to do it daily, for the rest of my evil chainsmokers’ life. And so will all of you). I haven’t ever heard anyone complain about that although it looks to me that it fucks my lungs(not to mention the entire planet)up just as good. Only difference being I didn’t choose for the cars.(But I’m a smoker myself and therefore I must be dumb as well I guess)but I really wonder.. Or actually I don’t..
    (of course, it’s just a simple example but I hope you get where I’m going to..)

    Reply;
    “But we don’t drive around in our car inside a house/bar/restaurant..”

  26. bbu102 says:

    damm little kids that is very bad u should not do that.

  27. Anonymous says:

    This is horrible! I’m outraged. Smoking is wrong, bad for you and children should never be encouraged to do something so aweful, nor adults for that matter. I feel sorry for those who feel that this is ok and encourage such behavior. If you have children yourself or grandchildren and you think these pictures and statements are funny or “ok” you should be ashamed of yourselves.

  28. Anonymous says:

    Yup. There’s nothing cooler or more rebellious, and no better way of showing the man (and your parents) who’s boss, than volunteering to give huge amounts of your money to some of the world’s most predatory multinational companies, while you damage your body, shorten your life, and become hugely dependent for your well-being on continuing to do the same forever…

    Awesome!

    Gotta especially admire the extra precocious kids who are already giving the middle finger to the Nanny State with their smokes while their bottoms are still in diapers. (The kid third from the bottom look like he might need a change as much as he needs a light).

  29. Imperial Tobacco says:

    Imperial tobacco and its affiliates would like to take this opportunity to state that it in no way condones or encourages the act of underage smoking.

    We would also like to state how funny the chubby white G’s teeth are in the last picture.

    Priceless.

  30. Anonymous says:

    Actually, that would fall more into the “hilarious” category. These pictures are only “amusing.”

  31. James says:

    Am I the only one who finds these pictures upsetting? How would you feel if instead of smoking, the children in these photos were jacking up or snorting a line? Would that be equally hilarious?

    Maybe it’s an age thing. Before I became a father, little children did not affect me, but now I find stuff like this just very very sad.

  32. Indie says:

    I wonder who in the last picture will die first? Will it be the skinny kid, from cancer, or his fat friend, from diabetes?

    I get dirty looks from my friends when we go out to restrants, and I go outside after for a smoke after, when there is someone in the group, grossly over-weight, shoving a second piece of cheese cake into their maw.

    But oh no! You can’t tell a fat person they are fat and should probably put down the fork! You might hurt their feelings, and their poor, cholesterol-laden heart would break!

  33. Anonymous says:

    Why are most of these shots before 1990 and from other countries?

  34. R-Def says:

    If he hasn’t got a cleft pallette then that’s a good thing. And it doesn’t look like he does, or else he couldn’t smoke… :P

  35. ginckgo says:

    Why is smoking the poster child of those against the ‘nanny state’? Smoking isn’t illegal. But smoking is one of those things you almost can’t do without impacting on someone else, be it by second hand smoke now or by wasting hospital bed spaces later. Get over yourselves, chew gum, and complain about something worthwhile.

    I’d rather watch the opening sequence to Saving Private Ryan than look at those pictures.

  36. Anonymous says:

    I’m all for preventing overpopulation, but tobacco is an awfully inefficient means to that end, imo.

  37. Anonymous says:

    Anyone else notice its pretty much just boys smoking?

  38. Anonymous says:

    yeah let the kids smoke

  39. Dries says:

    the only thing that really disgusted me in this whole series of pictures is the fat kid in very last picture.

  40. mj says:

    Yeah, the opening scene to Saving Private Ryan was really well done.

  41. justhinkin says:

    He obviously has also not had a drunk plow into him at 80 MPH while sitting at a stop light on an otherwise deserted roadway … and has not been acquainted with any of the 15 – 20,000 people who die each year (not mentioning being maimed/disabled/permanently mentally and physically damaged) in the U.S. alone from drinkers behind the wheel.

    Yeah, drinkers are a superior lot.

  42. Ed Butterwood says:

    You have to love the shot of the mother looking so proudly at her toddler smoking. I think the best part is that the kid is already starting to look grizzled.

  43. DOMSADOUCHE says:

    Hahahaha and yourmoms name is Dom D. from rochester, ny and he smokes more pole then boy george

  44. Your mom says:

    I know the fat kid in the last picture. Its Ryan C. from Rochester, NY. I’d put his last name but he’d get pissed off. He’s so hood!

  45. mateowayo says:

    Classy post fellahs, nice message for the Lil delinquents.

  46. Daniel says:

    I don’t know why but he reminds me of the kid from Bad Santa

  47. scott says:

    the fat kid in the last picture is too funny

  48. Me says:

    I smoke and that’s bad but its still better then being the hatefull prick you are..

  49. JM says:

    I think the worst thing about these pics is that all these genetic dead ends are smoking FILTERED cigs. Someone please give these wastes of air some Filterless Smokes so they can hurry up and get on with the dieing!
    I volunteer to be the one to tell them, in 20 years, that their health insurance doesn’t cover “self induced” ilness, and thus wish them the best of luck with their lung cancer and Emphyzema! More “straights” for all, Smoking is suicide for PUSSIES so get on with it!

  50. Darren says:

    Yes, because every single person who smokes dies young or gets cancer or emphysema. And, of course, young children are entirely capable of making rational and informed decisions about things that won’t affect them for 20 years or more, so let’s blame them.

    Idiot.

    You can get cancer, emphysema, and all kinds of nasties even if you live a perfectly healthy life. Smoking cigarettes (especially a lot of them) increases your risks, but not more than genetics does. You don’t want to take the risk, that’s your call, but you have no cause to be smugly superior.

  51. fastfoodandbeer says:

    Kids are so fucking adorable!!!

  52. Anonymously Ghey says:

    Hey Anonymous, your life didn’t call. Why? Because you don’t have one.

  53. Anonymous says:

    It looks to me like you’ve illegally added copyrighted photos from professional media and photography Web sites to your Web site and then displayed the images without copyright notice and credit line or permission.

    You think kid’s aren’t cool? Neither are you for doing this.

  54. Anonymous says:

    kids doing things their not supposed to do

    should be

    they’re

  55. dave the wave says:

    if holy taco was a girl i’d marry it. her. whatever. i’d cheat with fark of course…

  56. Anonymous says:

    Actually it smells more like scientist to me. With a hint of Intelligence.

  57. Anonymous says:

    Wow, somebody’s a bitter old smoker, huh? Your last paragraph reeks of tobacco company rationalization. You must be a Republican.

  58. Thatguypete says:

    Every one of those kids are cooler than me, except the lower-case G at the end…

  59. Om-nom-nonymous says:

    y so seriyus, gaiz?