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Kim Kardashian Touches Herself

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I guess the first thing you do after Paris Hilton calls you a fatass is you go on a totally fun shopping spree…and you touch your boobs. At least that’s what Kim Kardashian appears to be doing. I wonder if she had to go for the boobs because she can’t reach her enormous ass. I guess we’ll never know.

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6 Responses to "Kim Kardashian Touches Herself"

  1. Never really been a fan of hers, but she has that full woman look, not that little girl/paris look, and it’s growing on me…

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  2. Jay says:

    Think shes gorgeous..

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  3. Eli says:

    At least she has boobs to touch, all Paris can do is rub her mosquito bites.

  4. ian the classclown says:

    She’s not that hot at all. Her nipples are the size of dinner plates and they sag. Her ass is the size of the hoover dam, i bet she can’t even fit on normal sized toilet seats. I would still try to bang her just to try and get her pregnant, but it would probably be like shooting pool with a rope

  5. Chaosman says:

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Booty. Big Juicy Booty. Ian….if you don’t like dinner plate sized nipples (like us heterosexuals) you must have never licked on any.

  6. datassyo! says:

    now thats a woman….boooooooty…boooty call..


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