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Kirk Cameron Puts Nonexistent Career On The Line

Kirk Cameron, the guy you used to know as Mike Seaver but now know as Bible Thumping Guy With 80s Perm, really put his career that he no longer has on the line and took a stand against directors everywhere:

The former star of the TV sitcom “Growing Pains” refused to kiss the actress who played his wife in his new movie “Fireproof,” he told the “Today” show on Monday.

“I have a commitment not to kiss any other woman, he told the morning show. So his real wife, actress Chelsea Noble, was the body double for the onscreen kiss.

“So when I’m kissing my wife, we’re actually husband and wife honoring marriage behind the scenes, Cameron told “Today.”

The former child star became an evangelical Christian at 17 and is involved in The Way of the Master ministries.

Way to go, Kirk. You have totally sacrificed the artistic integrity your new (and only) movie just so you can live in the eternal city of heaven and enjoy everlasting peace and divine knowledge. Well, that sounds a little selfish to me. Do you think all those other directors who make straight-to-DVD Jesus-based movies will want to work with a diva like you now? Consider yourself blacklisted by the two, or possibly three, directors who would be hard up enough to cast you in one of their movies where a guy loses faith in God and then something bad happens to him which makes him realize that God does exist and once he accepts God his life is fulfilling and all his dreams comes true…and for some reason this only happens to white people in the suburbs.

The real question, though, is would you make out with this guy?

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Intense brawl after college football game (nothingtoxic)
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Trista Geyer is way hotter than Ana Gasteyer (gorillamask)
Laky Zsuzsi is attractive (doubleviking)

12 Responses to "Kirk Cameron Puts Nonexistent Career On The Line"

  1. Eurostile says:

    Excuse me. A mother is not a person to lean on but a person to make leaning unnecessary.
    I am from Iceland and too bad know English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: “Net is a greater base of constantly replenishing fonts.Includes a complete tutorial with plenty of read to copy examples.”

    8-) Thanks in advance. Oz.

  2. Anonymous says:

    These two idiots need to do more research before they claim that “God” created the banana. Our “current banana” is the product of thousands of years of farming domestication, done by HUMANS, not God. Don’t believe me? Look it up for yourself.


    Oh, and here’s a tip for all you “Christfags” out there, God isn’t real. Grow the fuck up and stop playing your imaginary friends.

  3. </a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/kirk-cameron-puts-nonexistent-career-on-the-line/#comment-62411">May 13, 2009 at 1:15 pm</a></div> <p>Good evening. The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath.<br /> I am from South and know bad English, give true I wrote the following sentence: “Automotive news europe in depth coverage of the european putin – avtovaz to get bn rubles from state.Executive at russian automaker avtovaz stabbed to death.”</p> <p>Waiting for a reply <img src='http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> , Kasia.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-19622"> <div id="comment-19622" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Ron</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/kirk-cameron-puts-nonexistent-career-on-the-line/#comment-19622">September 24, 2008 at 3:36 pm</a></div> <p>Actually, the producer will make the decision on the talent he hires. After all, he is the one paying the bills. If the producer thinks that Mr. Cameron’s name is worth the extra hassle the director will have to deal with, then the director needs to suck it up and deal with it or find another line of work.</p> <p>The cold hard fact is: Kirk Cameron is a recognized name, which will help the product stand out on the shelf.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-19623"> <div id="comment-19623" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">tul</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/kirk-cameron-puts-nonexistent-career-on-the-line/#comment-19623">September 24, 2008 at 7:09 pm</a></div> <p>The video shows exactly why God created the banana. So our ancestors can eat it easily when they were monkeys.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-19624"> <div id="comment-19624" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn"><a href='http://bojangles.com' rel='external nofollow' class='url'>Pratik</a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/kirk-cameron-puts-nonexistent-career-on-the-line/#comment-19624">September 24, 2008 at 7:26 pm</a></div> <p>Meh, he’s just really devoted to his wife and (in his eyes) honoring his wedding vows. I wouldn’t break his balls so much over this.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-19625"> <div id="comment-19625" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Mr. Balls</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/kirk-cameron-puts-nonexistent-career-on-the-line/#comment-19625">September 24, 2008 at 8:45 pm</a></div> <p>Who wants to bet this “movie” didn’t even have a script?</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-19626"> <div id="comment-19626" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">General Chicken</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/kirk-cameron-puts-nonexistent-career-on-the-line/#comment-19626">September 24, 2008 at 9:07 pm</a></div> <p>BEHOLD!!!!</p> <p>…the athiest’s nightmare.</p> <p>and you thought the crucifix was scary to the modern vampire, well you haven’t seen an athiest shriek from the mere sight of a vicious banana peel.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-19627"> <div id="comment-19627" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Anon</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/kirk-cameron-puts-nonexistent-career-on-the-line/#comment-19627">September 25, 2008 at 12:05 am</a></div> <p>WAIT!!!!! Why is the penis shaped like that too????</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-19628"> <div id="comment-19628" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">KTFO</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/kirk-cameron-puts-nonexistent-career-on-the-line/#comment-19628">September 25, 2008 at 2:44 am</a></div> <p>What a couple of fags. I bet right after the tape stopped was the part where weirdo shows Kirk how his genitalia is perfectly formed to fit in his bunghole. During the act he makes Kirk call him Boner.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-19629"> <div id="comment-19629" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">dirtbikemommie</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/kirk-cameron-puts-nonexistent-career-on-the-line/#comment-19629">September 25, 2008 at 8:17 pm</a></div> <p>well, isnt that just like the ignorant, immoral world to criticize someone and make fun of someone for being a true Christian and living according to the bible. go ahead and make fun of him now, but when it comes time to stand before Christ when all is said and done, we’ll see who is laughing then. and frankly, kirk will be rewarded, maybe not here on earth, but in heaven where it really matters. ROCK ON KIRK!</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-19630"> <div id="comment-19630" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Mr. Balls</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/kirk-cameron-puts-nonexistent-career-on-the-line/#comment-19630">September 25, 2008 at 11:59 pm</a></div> <p>Dirtbikemommie, when Kirk dies and realizes that he lived his entire life as a prude and that it made absolutely no difference whether or not he prayed everyday because there is no god, I think he will look back on his life and regret not parlaying the only good thing that ever came out of Growing Pains, ie his fame, into banging every teenage girl that ever watched that show.</p> </div> </li> </ol> </div> </div> <div id="column-right"> <div class="block"> <div id="re_ad_300x250"> <!-- begin ad-tag 300x250 --> <div id="div-gpt-ad-1362699458765-1"> <script type="text/javascript"> googletag.cmd.push(function () { googletag.display("div-gpt-ad-1362699458765-1"); }); </script> </div> <!-- end ad tag --> </div> </div> <!-- START OF THE PLAYER EMBEDDING TO COPY-PASTE --> <div id="mediaplayer" class="mediaplayer block"> <textarea class="lazyload-right"> <h2 class="heading"> This Street Fight Is So Well Filmed It’s Almost Art </h2> <div class="mediaplayerBox"> <iframe src="//break.com/embed/2655550?embed=1" width="300" height="250" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen frameborder="0"></iframe> </div> </textarea> </div> <!-- END OF THE PLAYER EMBEDDING --> </div> <br clear="all" /> </div> <!-- content end --> </div> <div class="footer_wraper"> <div class="footer"> <ul class="network_sites"> <li class="break"><a href="http://www.break.com/" target="_blank" title="Funny Videos">Break.com</a></li> <li class="mademan"><a href="http://www.mademan.com/" target="_blank" title="Men's Guide">Made Man</a></li> <li class="gamefront"><a href="http://www.gamefront.com/" target="_blank" title="Game Front">Game Front</a></li> <li class="screenjunkies"><a href="http://www.screenjunkies.com/" target="_blank" title="Movie Reviews">Screen Junkies</a></li> <li class="cagepotato"><a href="http://www.cagepotato.com/" target="_blank" title="MMA News">Cage Potato</a></li> <li class="chickipedia"><a href="http://www.mademan.com/chickipedia/" target="_blank" title="Hot Pictures">Chickipedia</a></li> <li class="holytaco last"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/" target="_blank" title="Funny Stuff">Holy Taco</a></li> </ul> </div> </div> <script type="text/javascript"> if(typeof _brkPVO == 'undefined') var _brkPVO = 'pe=a&pi=4331'; (function() { var brkpv = document.createElement('script'); brkpv.type = 'text/javascript';brkpv.async = true;brkpv.src = 'http://media1.break.com/break/js/lamp/pageview.min.js?v=221'; document.body.appendChild(brkpv); })(); </script> <!--Plugin Missed Schedule 2013.0130.2222 Active - Key Tag: bkytCi8L522P8RbgYIlkQbL6Yz4JDvIWlTlXN5q776Yvq5t7gxkCvB643C7osdFV6--> <!-- Universal Footer --> <script type="text/javascript" data-site-id="HolyTaco" id="js-UniversalFooter"> (function() { var uf = document.createElement('script'), s = document.getElementById('js-UniversalFooter'); uf.type = 'text/javascript'; uf.src = '//cdn.sites.break.com/wp-content/themes/sites.break/universal-footer/UniversalFooter.js'; s.parentNode.insertBefore(uf, s); })(); </script> <div id="tracking" style="height:0px; width:0px; overflow:hidden;"> <!-- Start Comscore Beacon --> <script type="text/javascript"> document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + (document.location.protocol == "https:" ? 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