hahaha
how did that get on here???
it was only supposed to be a prank, then she fully flipped and dumped me
well i must admit I am 'the kitchen shitter'
its only happened once
God doesn't hate gays, he's just mad that they found a loophole in the system. Think about it, Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, came up with great punishments for men and women, and now both genders are saying, "ya know what, were just gonna bang each other". Oh, and who sinned first? Eve! Come on ladies, do you have to eat EVERYTHING?" I know, there was a snake talking to you, keep up that story, we've bought it this long.....
i like how she left out what a b***ch she probably is to have caused this guy to shit on her floor. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction! (We can conclude that she is a bitch from this hate campaign)
Compliments of the day to you.
It is with sincere and profound happiness to write to you this day as i saw your proflie in (holytaco.com) however am gloria by name, how are you hope you are fine, I did saw your profile and took interested in it, if you do not mind i will love to know you and if you are the kind of person am thinking about, please send me a mail so that i will tell you all you needs to know about me and a Photo of my self.i do believe distance and age will not be a barrier between us, hoping to read from you as i wait for your mail.please you can writ to me direct to my privet email address here (gloriadavid40@yahoo.com)thanks and God bless Best Regard, please try to write it to my private email ok that will enable me reply you with my photo ok (gloriadavid40@yahoo.com)
Compliments of the day to you as well Ms. Gloria.
It is with sincere and profound happiness to me to read this fine communication from such a beautiful (probably) woman such as yourself. I would love to know you as well and I are the kind of person you am thinking about. I do not require a photo because someone who writes these beautiful words of love must be beautiful (probably) as well. It is not mattering even if you are hideous (but not fat) because I once had a jar of napalm blow up in my face and I only have 1/2 of eyes. But having large endowments make up for this (4 centimeters!)
Unfortunately, my Internets are currently broken and the only websites I can visit are Holy Taco and midget porn. Please do be sending me with your privet bank account number so that I can deposit large sums of money there. Just reply to this comment with the info. Thanking you so very much ok.
I did a plank like that to my friend once. Except I made poster of him fucking a dog, that I actually found on his computer. LOLZ. IM IS SO FUNNY HA HA.
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November 10th, 2009 at 09:16 am
I shit in her mouth!!
November 15th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
flopculture
November 16th, 2009 at 12:20 am
He merlined her as well.... urbandictionary.com
Check it out.... I did.
November 18th, 2009 at 06:39 am
Thats called tea bagging here in the ul
November 23rd, 2009 at 07:12 pm
Yeah, well FUCK the United Lingdom.
November 24th, 2009 at 06:42 am
I can't i'm too busy FUCKING your mum.
December 3rd, 2009 at 07:27 pm
U.K. is cool with me, performed joint ops in Southern Iraq with the Limeys, good fellas so is there Country.
December 4th, 2009 at 08:08 am
these comments suck
November 10th, 2009 at 09:17 am
hahaha
how did that get on here???
it was only supposed to be a prank, then she fully flipped and dumped me
well i must admit I am 'the kitchen shitter'
its only happened once
November 10th, 2009 at 06:34 pm
You look like a douche bag.
November 10th, 2009 at 09:23 am
...Yep...Clevland Steamer......followed by a Rusty Troumbone!!
November 10th, 2009 at 10:20 am
Here's the true story:
Not only did he shit in your kitchen, he also gave you a bj that you can never forget.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:41 am
I guess "and then peaced" means he bailed?
November 10th, 2009 at 11:50 am
In Brooklyn speak, yep.
November 10th, 2009 at 11:28 am
That's one way to leave your Marc on the world.
November 10th, 2009 at 05:23 pm
That's one way to leave your FAIL on the board.
November 10th, 2009 at 02:25 pm
i did not give anyone a bj
come on im not gay
it was only an effing prank
surely you guys can respect that, even if she cant
November 11th, 2009 at 08:46 pm
seriously? Would a kitchen-shitter use the word "surely"?
November 13th, 2009 at 09:22 am
yes seriously!!!!!!!
and am i not allowed to use the word surely???
November 10th, 2009 at 03:15 pm
Isn't that Carlos Beltran?
November 10th, 2009 at 03:18 pm
So you can put "shitter" in the title but not "drunken"? Man, your advertisers are a bunch of pussy-ass faggots.
November 16th, 2009 at 03:38 pm
I didn't know faggots had pussy asses! Now I know!
And you say faggots like that's a bad thing!?!
November 21st, 2009 at 11:11 am
It is. Didn't you know GOD HATES FAGS?
December 16th, 2009 at 02:55 pm
God doesn't hate gays, he's just mad that they found a loophole in the system. Think about it, Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, came up with great punishments for men and women, and now both genders are saying, "ya know what, were just gonna bang each other". Oh, and who sinned first? Eve! Come on ladies, do you have to eat EVERYTHING?" I know, there was a snake talking to you, keep up that story, we've bought it this long.....
November 11th, 2009 at 08:49 pm
this is what happens when you don't pay your Latino man-whore after he services you...happens to me all the time.
November 16th, 2009 at 04:37 am
i like how she left out what a b***ch she probably is to have caused this guy to shit on her floor. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction! (We can conclude that she is a bitch from this hate campaign)
Up with floorshitting! Down with bitches!
November 16th, 2009 at 05:48 am
Wow, dude Holy Taco man thats crazy!
RT
www.online-privacy.at.tc
November 16th, 2009 at 07:51 am
Compliments of the day to you.
It is with sincere and profound happiness to write to you this day as i saw your proflie in (holytaco.com) however am gloria by name, how are you hope you are fine, I did saw your profile and took interested in it, if you do not mind i will love to know you and if you are the kind of person am thinking about, please send me a mail so that i will tell you all you needs to know about me and a Photo of my self.i do believe distance and age will not be a barrier between us, hoping to read from you as i wait for your mail.please you can writ to me direct to my privet email address here (gloriadavid40@yahoo.com)thanks and God bless Best Regard, please try to write it to my private email ok that will enable me reply you with my photo ok (gloriadavid40@yahoo.com)
November 16th, 2009 at 01:32 pm
Compliments of the day to you as well Ms. Gloria.
It is with sincere and profound happiness to me to read this fine communication from such a beautiful (probably) woman such as yourself. I would love to know you as well and I are the kind of person you am thinking about. I do not require a photo because someone who writes these beautiful words of love must be beautiful (probably) as well. It is not mattering even if you are hideous (but not fat) because I once had a jar of napalm blow up in my face and I only have 1/2 of eyes. But having large endowments make up for this (4 centimeters!)
Unfortunately, my Internets are currently broken and the only websites I can visit are Holy Taco and midget porn. Please do be sending me with your privet bank account number so that I can deposit large sums of money there. Just reply to this comment with the info. Thanking you so very much ok.
November 16th, 2009 at 09:34 pm
Justin.tv is a pedophile web site
November 17th, 2009 at 08:55 am
I'm not sure what's crazier, the flyer or the comments. Either way, thanks for the laughs
December 14th, 2009 at 11:24 am
I did a plank like that to my friend once. Except I made poster of him fucking a dog, that I actually found on his computer. LOLZ. IM IS SO FUNNY HA HA.
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