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Knives vs. Tiny Baseball Bats: Who wins?

Any time I see security camera footage I’m immediately reminded of that one Busta Rhymes music video, so I can’t really take it that seriously. Also, any time there’s a fight on that same security footage stuff, I keep wishing that Benny Hill music would start playing. My favorite part of this though is that the reporter goes “He was frequently seen in the neighborhood trying to buy weed.” Since when do reporters call it weed? I was hoping he’d follow that with “But trick ass bitches tried to give him the shake down. Back to you guys in the studio.”

4 Responses to "Knives vs. Tiny Baseball Bats: Who wins?"

  1. Friendo says:

    To bad the store workers didnt kill that asshole. This will most likely be just one of many incidents this nut job has. 1 to many Busta Rhymes videos for the angry black guy. I am sure he will come out of custody full rehabilitated and ready to become a part of functional society.

  2. Bocephus says:

    At the rate of speed he flung his arms he could have picked a whole bushel of cotton.

    That being said, if he would have hooked up with some weed, he would have never been so angry and stabby.

  3. Jimmy says:

    I see no knife. I see something hit the African skinned man. And at that point he goes apeshit.


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