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Kourtney Kardashian

 
Where You’ve Seen Her: Kourtney Kardashian is not as hot as her sister Kim, but she’s way hotter than her sister Khloe, which basically puts her at genuinely hot.  She’s everything from a model to a businesswoman to a Reality TV star.  She’s all over the place.  Recently, she and her sister Khloe announced that they’ll be starring in a new reality TV show called Kourtney And Khloe Take Miami, which will be shot in…Miami…and premieres in a month.
 
Pointless Quote: "I feel proud I’m the first one in my family to go to college and actually finish."
 

         
         
 

30 Responses to "Kourtney Kardashian"

  1. Darren Boronczyk says:

    fuck this bitch, she is mexican.

  2. Jerry says:

    Kourtney is definitely the baddest sister. She’s going to take Kim’s spot and make her jealous because all the men will start showing Kourtney more love. government grants for women to start a business

  3. BO says:

    HI KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN YOUR A BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AND YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SEXY BODY IT LOOKS GOOD TO ME AND YOU HAVE SOME NICE LOOKING LEGS IS SEXY BUT I WOOD LIKE FOR YOU TO BE MY FRIEND SO I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND TO AND DO YOU HAVE A FAN CLUB I WOOD LIKE TO BE IN YOUR FAN CLUB AND I LIKE THE TV SHOW KARDASHIAN IT IS A GOOD AND YOU AND KHLOE IS GOING TO HAVE YOUR TV SHOW IT WILL BE GOOD AND YOUR SISTERS IS BEAUTIFUL TO AND GOOD LOOKING BODYS BUT CAN WE ALL BE FRIENDS AND KIM AND KHLOE AND KOURTNEY AND YALL WOOD LOOK GOOD IN LINGERIE ARE IN A THONG BIKINI YALL WOOD LOOK SO GOOD AND SMOKING HOT AND YOU WOOD BE A GOOD MODEL AND YOUR BODY IT ROCK AND ITS SO COOL AND IM A BIG FAN OF YOURS AND WILL YOU PLEASE SEND ME A E-MAIL BACK TO ME AND I WILL SEND YOU A E-MAIL BACK TO YOU AND GOOD LOCK ON THE TV SHOW IT WILL BE GOOD AND YOU AND KHLOE AND LOVE YOU KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN FROM YOUR FRIEND BO

  4. Jesse Morgan Mischner says:

    She should do a video like her sister. That was a hot video except that the guy was a black guy (yeah not into that).

  5. leyla a says:

    I think Kourtney is the hottest Kardashian, fo sho. Kim is pretty hot but Kourtney has a much better body and I like her snooty attitude! Kinda like my snooty attitude
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  6. mr fuck a d fuck fuck says:

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  7. SUPER says:

    KOURT IS THE MOST GORGEOUS & EXTREMELY SEXY KARDASHIAN SISTER!!! KOURT IS MY FAVORITE KARDASHIAN!!! KOURT ROCKS & IS TOTALLY AWESOME!!!

  8. A man named GOB says:

    Kourt is definitely hotter than Kim from a dudes view, has a better sensability and not stupid like Kim and I guarantee you a better fuck her ass is only slightly smaller than Kim’s so it’s perfect cause Kim’s is actually fat not solid like Kourt’s.
    Have a sister-in-law’s step-sister that dead up looks like Kourtney with a skinnier bod unfortunately.

    C’MON!!!

  9. shavonzail says:

    This girl is bad, and sexy as hell. I am sorry Kim and Chloe are nice to but she is no extra shit hot. She is short, thick in al the right places and is not trying to change with the limelight.

  10. fuckyou says:

    i would fuck her so hard

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  12. roney81 says:

    Hmm…. Creepy

  13. diamond83 says:

    Both sisters are good looking but, Kim is better looking than Kourtney, and the only reason why most guys say Kourtney is hotter is because kim dates black men, based on their RACIST BULLSHIT!, Kourtney is riding on kim’s coat tails, and as far as who is the slutiest sister?, Just watch the kardashian sisters take miami and you will see that kourtney is a bigger slut that kim

  14. diamond83 says:

    Kourtney and kim are BOTH VERY attractive.I say that kim has the edge between them on their facial features, as far as their figures are concerned they are both basically the SAME!(BOTH NICE). They both have big butt’s but kim’s is bigger,so some people give kourtney the edge in their figures,(For having a smaller butt) which really does not make much sense because even though kim butt is bigger she has no stomach!, SO WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE IF ANY! so the WINNER IS KIM KARDASHIAN!,KIM KARDASHIAN!,

  15. diamond says:

    Is KIM kardashian a HO? and if so by Hollywood standards?,Let me put this this question to REST!.first of all some people have DOUBLE standards when it comes to who is a HO and WHO is NOT!. For example women like kim kardashian and others in hollywood who are single and date BLACK MEN! are considered Ho’s and sluts, then on the other hand women like PAMELA ANDERSON(also made a sex tape with Tommy Lee that was ALSO exploited to the public),MEGAN FOX(just recently admitted that she likes to sleep with bi-sexual women more than men)and DENISE RICHARDS(tried to steal Heather Locklear husband and has a reputation for getting around)are seen as beauty queens and the “girl next door”,just like kim’s sister KOURTNEY. The point here! is that these guys really LIKE kim kardashian,it’s just that they don’t LIKE who she DATES and if these guys really had the chance to date her they would drink her BATH WATER! to DO SO!

  16. Poppajo8 says:

    Why surprised? This is a hot girl!

  17. Ray Jay says:

    agreed

  18. Anon says:

    Kourtney is much much hotter than Kim, by far the hottest sister…

  19. poopie face says:

    Her quote “I feel proud I’m the first one in my family to go to college and actually finish.” her dad was a f**king lawer. . . . what a moron

  20. diva says:

    She didnt mean parents included and you know it…by the way moron…TRY to spell “lawyer” properly next time. Get Educated!

  21. burt reynolds says:

    yeah… she’s def the hottest.

  22. Anonymous says:

    I agree with you, and will never say “Kardashian” again from this point forward, now that I’ve heard the much more hilarious “Lardassian.” Bravo, sir.

  23. Duncan Idaho says:

    I’d do each and any of the Lardassian sisters.

  24. Fuckin right says:

    Agreed. Kourtney is far and beyond the hottest sister.

  25. Tater says:

    +1

  26. Ya says:

    Kourtney > Kim

  27. MyNameIs lawrence/tory says:

    Kim is hot, and my black half likes her thickness. What my blackhalf doesn’t like is her porn video where her bf is the star and not mainly her. Plus, it just makes her trashy…which means she’s perfect to tap in the middle of the night when Kourtney is on the rag.

    M’white half likes Kourtney cuz she’s less trashy, classy looking when she has her tits out…and I wouldn’t mind being seen with her.

    You go out with Kim, and the waiter’d be like:
    Waiter:”and what will the whore be having? I’m sorry, did I say whore? I meant slut.”
    Me:”Kim, take the waiters cock out of your mouth, we’re in public…slut.”

    law

  28. surfa_pat says:

    thats some funny shit!

  29. Fuck says:

    I think she’s hotter than Kim. Kim has that comically large ass and her weight fluctuations constantly put her bordering chunky.