Where you've seen her: Kristianna Loken is...uhh, well, I'm not sure. After doing research on one Internet site, all the information I found on Ms. Loken is that she's made out with Michelle Rodriguez and Pink. (I know who one of those people is.) Since I'm pretty lazy, let's all just assume that Kristianna's career is based solely on making out with C-grade celebrities.
Pointless quote: "I have dated and have had sex with men and women and have to say that the relationships I have had with certain women have been much more fulfilling, sexually and emotionally, than of those with certain men... I connect with an aura, with energy. And if the person with whom I connect happens to bea female, that's just the way it is. That's what makes my wheels turn."
You forgot the GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE (and the longest title)
"In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale" starring Burt Reynolds as the "I'm getting paid" King with a crown that didn't fit, burrowing underground ninjas, Jason Statham as Aragorn Transporter, the old fat guy that played Gimli, Ray Liotta as a Jersey evil guy that also new magic, Ron Perlman as a retard, Matthew Lillard as someone with OCD ADD that wore a costume, and Ms. "loves the pussy" Loken as an elf that swung on vines both ways. Buy it now, in most $.99 cent stores.
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December 23rd, 2008 at 05:20 am
She was the terminator in Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines.
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:55 am
She is also on the showtime show L word where she gets naked and bangs chicks.
December 10th, 2009 at 02:36 pm
youve been terminated!
December 23rd, 2008 at 05:57 am
She was also in that crappy Bloodrayne movie.
December 23rd, 2008 at 06:04 am
I think she was in that show too, Pain Killer Jane or some shit
December 23rd, 2008 at 08:28 am
2nd Terminator 3
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:03 am
Yup she was the crazy TX in Terminator 3. But damn, she never looked this good. Nice find on the pics.
Second thumbnail = money.
December 23rd, 2008 at 01:13 pm
You forgot the GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE (and the longest title)
"In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale" starring Burt Reynolds as the "I'm getting paid" King with a crown that didn't fit, burrowing underground ninjas, Jason Statham as Aragorn Transporter, the old fat guy that played Gimli, Ray Liotta as a Jersey evil guy that also new magic, Ron Perlman as a retard, Matthew Lillard as someone with OCD ADD that wore a costume, and Ms. "loves the pussy" Loken as an elf that swung on vines both ways. Buy it now, in most $.99 cent stores.
December 23rd, 2008 at 08:29 pm
Sold! Best description ever, I'm on my way to buy it now...
December 23rd, 2008 at 06:37 pm
Yup, she starred in the one ill-fated season of Painkiller Jane.
December 24th, 2008 at 01:49 am
You failed to spell her name correctly. There is no second i - it's Kristanna. But yes, she's bloody gorgeous.
December 24th, 2008 at 10:10 am
jeez, could you spend more than 2 seconds finding out who somebody you post is?
laziness is at an all-time high it seems
December 24th, 2008 at 05:36 pm
pretty hot
December 24th, 2008 at 05:36 pm
pretty hot
December 25th, 2008 at 09:24 pm
If you are going to bang a bi chick this is the one you want... the poon hound who will go and hunt pussy for you.
January 3rd, 2009 at 04:10 pm
,hjkjk
January 6th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
she was in the bloodrayne movies (one with michelle rodriguez), so the answer to "where have you seen here" is probably still "nowhere"
January 8th, 2009 at 08:39 am
She was in Terminator 3
January 13th, 2009 at 03:13 pm
ur very sexy
January 25th, 2009 at 09:38 pm
wait she bangs chicks....damn I want to get with this chick!!!
February 10th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
I like her posing.. so tempting...
February 20th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
she is the chick from the movie terminator 3 the cyborg chick...
July 3rd, 2009 at 10:51 pm
You failed to spell her name correctly. There is no second i - it's Kristanna. But yes, she's bloody gorgeous.Christian Louboutin sandal
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